The Ball’s In Your Court

19 Jun

There’s a very important lesson to be learned from this situation. I’m just not sure what it is.

14 Responses to “The Ball’s In Your Court”

  1. Teri aka "Peach Pit" June 19, 2007 at 9:11 pm #

    I think a good chuckle is in order.

    oh yeah, for you guys, OUCH!

  2. Step Right Up June 19, 2007 at 9:20 pm #

    My bf still cringes thinking of the whole Lorena Bobbit thing so I decided to email that little tidbit over to him. I’m sure he is crossing his legs and doubling over in sympathy pain while he’s reading it.

  3. Beatrix Kiddo June 20, 2007 at 12:10 pm #

    I have to ask, but why the hell did he have his pants off in the first place when he was fighting with her? Because she wouldn’t have been able to rip his ball off if he had some jeans or something on. Or maybe he used the term “Eat my balls” a bit too casually.

  4. Princess Extraordinaire June 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm #


  5. The Diva's Thoughts June 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm #

    I read that story and was in total shock!

  6. hanmee June 20, 2007 at 1:46 pm #

    I don’t think my first inclination would have been to take the testicle (yuck) after she spit it out (even yuckier) even if he is a friend. Though he’s apparently shown that he can’t take care of his own balls. Besides the gross factor (his junk, her saliva), do you really want to take away balls from a woman who was strong/crazy enough to rip them off a man??

  7. NamesAreHardToPick June 20, 2007 at 2:15 pm #

    Damn, I am going to start wearing jock straps around females. Ouch, ouch, ouch, that would hurt so bad. My balls will ache all day for that!

  8. The [Cherry] Ride June 20, 2007 at 2:22 pm #

    Yeah, the lesson is: always prepare the testicle (sautéed, fired, with lemon juice, etc.) and not try to swallow it raw. She wouldn’t have spit it back up had she not tried it raw.

  9. Blowing Shit Up With Gas June 20, 2007 at 2:41 pm #

    Did you read that psycho’s comment. Now that she’s prison-bound, she’s all, “I am in no way a violent person.” Uhhh, yeah… okay.

  10. Heather June 20, 2007 at 3:43 pm #

    Tried to swallow it?!?! Gag! Oh my, my. I mean, really I’m sure she didn’t pull it right off, why didn’t he throw the bitch off of him!?

  11. B. Goldenwood June 20, 2007 at 4:46 pm #

    Holy balls. That’s just ridiculous! And incredibly entertaining.

  12. Step Right Up June 20, 2007 at 6:01 pm #

    I loved the part when the person handing the balls back to the rightful owner said, “I believe these belong to you.”

  13. Catherinette Singleton June 20, 2007 at 6:34 pm #

    The whole thing is just absolutely insane. Lord only knows where this guy’s pants were. And can you imagine how much force she would have had to use to tear the testicles off??? And why did she put them in her mouth??? Yuck yuck.

  14. The Ambiguous Blob June 21, 2007 at 7:12 am #

    and the lesson is: always swallow.

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