A Conversation Between You & Me

18 Jun

You: Hi, Catherinette, how are you?
Me: Hey, you! Living the dream, how ‘bout yourself?
You: Good, good, can’t complain. How was your weekend?
Me: Superb, thanks for asking. Yours?
You: Same old, same old? What made yours so great?
Me: I volunteered at a gala event at a local museum.
You: Really? Sounds stuffy and conservative if you ask me.
Me: Well, if you think getting all boozy suzy at an open bar, seeing pictures of someone’s penis (named “The General”) on a cell phone cam, and making out with gay men is stuffy and conservative, then I guess I agree with you.
You: Oh, well then, that sounds fun.
Me: Yes, it’s all about giving back to the people and the arts.

4 Responses to “A Conversation Between You & Me”

  1. The [Cherry] Ride June 18, 2007 at 5:12 pm #

    When you say “making out with gay men” I assume you finally got it on with Lil Smokey.


  2. The Ambiguous Blob June 18, 2007 at 9:04 pm #

    wow, that’s a real riot!

  3. Heather June 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm #

    What fun! Espec. the making out with gay men part!

  4. Catherinette Singleton June 20, 2007 at 6:22 pm #

    Cherry Ride: Don’t I only wish.

    Ambiguous Blob: Volunteering is good times, good times.

    Hanmee: Yes, I feel much better now.

    Heather: It was my first time! Thank goodness that I did it in a room full of people and that someone got a picture of it.

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