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An Important Public Service Announcement

13 Jun

If the music in your car is so loud that people outside of your car can feel it, you’re an asshole. Seriously, turn that shit down. No one around you cares about you, or your bad taste in music. Instead, they’re sitting in their cars cursing you and your shitty music. Turn down the volume, tool, and stop acting like a douche bag.

Thank you, and have a pleasant and polite day.


13 Jun

You must all promise me that you are going to do something for me today. You are all going to go to the store and pick up some Hidden Valley Fiesta Ranch dip, and some greek yogurt. You will go home and make it. You will fall in love, and you will marry it.

Mmm. . .fiesta ranch with veggies. Goes really nicely with a Bullfrog.