The Role of Boozy Suzy Will Be Performed by Catherinette Singleton

11 Jun

Guess who got drunk by accident last night? Me!! I swear, I didn’t plan it-it really was an accident. I was so inspired by Muffy’s delicious Bullfrog the other day, that I decided to make one for myself. Mine had a splendid twist to it: I added fresh watermelon juice. So good! The only problem was that I added enough vodka for me, myself, and I. I’ll tell you what, it was smooth going down and I was hammered in no time at all.
Thankfully, there was no trace of the cocktail flu this morning.

11 Responses to “The Role of Boozy Suzy Will Be Performed by Catherinette Singleton”

  1. Mister Underhill June 11, 2007 at 3:14 pm #

    Order an ass juice some time.

  2. monicker June 11, 2007 at 4:21 pm #

    Ah, yes, I love “drunk by accident.”

  3. Step Right Up June 11, 2007 at 4:22 pm #

    I’m curious about two things:
    1)did you find yourself having to go to the bathroom as watermelon is a natural diuretic
    2)what the heck is in a$$ juice?

  4. 5 of 9er June 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm #

    At least you did not wake up this morning and accidently get drunk again… that would not be so good.

  5. Catherinette Singleton June 11, 2007 at 5:47 pm #

    Mr. Underhill: Is that like smoker’s phlegm? What the heck is in that?

    Monicker: I swear! It totally was an accident.

    Step Right Up: I’m not sure if it was the watermelon juice or the drunkeness, but something caused me to have to get up to pee 3 times in the night. I’ll leave your last question to Mr. Underhill.

    5 of 9er: Yes, that would definitely have been a problem.

  6. Superstar June 11, 2007 at 7:37 pm #

    Sugar, There is no “drunk” by accident! *giggles* Sounds like a good time for all! ;o)

    ~licks lips~
    Watermelon and vodka…hmmmm
    must try.

  7. Heather June 11, 2007 at 7:48 pm #

    Mmmm that drink sounds delicious! No wonder you got drunk on accident! 🙂

  8. Mister Underhill June 11, 2007 at 7:53 pm #

    The accidental drunk would be a good blog name.

    Ass Juice is a fruity drink. It tastes good.

  9. Betty Boob Hug June 12, 2007 at 6:48 am #

    I had a bit of a vodka night the other evening as well and what a merry night it was. God I love vodka. In anything.

    Glad you were proud of me for the tupperware secret post! Must keep it going. I have shit loads of the stuff in my cupboards all collecting dust.

  10. Beatrix Kiddo June 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm #

    The only thing that drink needed was a little slice of watermelon for garnish and a fluorescent pink bendy straw.

  11. red June 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm #

    Betty – “In” anything? I’m a fan of the flavored stuff over ice. Mixers are wussy!

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