Won’t You Take Me to Stinky Town

6 Jun

Finally, an answer! For days there has been an extremely unpleasant scent in the downtown/Inner Harbor area in Baltimore. According to this report, it’s high tide-Brown Tide that is. Tee hee, brown tide, that’s funny (I’m so mature). Brown tide (tee hee) is bad. It’s killing all the fish. The fish are rotting in the water. Mmm. . .delicious summertime scent of rotting fish and brown tide (tee hee). Makes me want to jump right into the bay!

Take my advice, stay away from the Inner Harbor. Your nose will thank you.


3 Responses to “Won’t You Take Me to Stinky Town”

  1. 5 of 9er June 6, 2007 at 6:19 pm #

    Never heard of a brown tide before. Sure, a red tide. But a brown tide… never. Good luck with that.

  2. Eric June 6, 2007 at 7:21 pm #

    The thing about it is that, while it’s worse than usual, this smell is not that unfamiliar. The harbor just happens to contain some of the nastiest water I’ve ever seen.

  3. Evil Genius June 7, 2007 at 11:00 am #

    But I love the inner harbor! It is everything DC isn’t. Oh well, at least I can’t smell it down here.

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