I have the world’s worst wedgie right now. I hate…

5 Jun

I have the world’s worst wedgie right now. I hate underwear with a passion and try to avoid it like the plague whenever I can. For the most part, the only time I’ll even consider wearing it is when I’m wearing something white or light in color. While my new dress is black, I was a little concerned that it might be a little see-through in certain light, so I went with the trusty thong. Now I’m in severe pain.

I might die before the end of the day. It has to be cutting off the circulation, I’m having trouble breathing, everything is going black. . .

13 Responses to “I have the world’s worst wedgie right now. I hate…”

  1. The Ambiguous Blob June 5, 2007 at 5:54 pm #

    So take em off and put them in your purse!

  2. Catherinette Singleton June 5, 2007 at 6:06 pm #

    I can’t! My dress is too see-through. It’s for the safety and security of the general public that I keep them on. I don’t want there to be a mass riot when all the men start trying to fight over me.

  3. The Diva's Thoughts June 5, 2007 at 6:15 pm #

    I have on thongs and they keep rising!

  4. Step Right Up June 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm #

    Next time you wear something see-thru, do the old fashioned thing of the pre-90’s and wear pantyhose with no undies. It’s a whole different kind of uncomfortable but you won’t have the wedgie. Oh, and if it’s a skirt…maybe a slip??

  5. Maybelline Jones June 5, 2007 at 7:15 pm #

    Your blog is divine! Count me as a loyal reader.

  6. Mister Underhill June 5, 2007 at 9:32 pm #

    That’s why I hate wearing thongs 😦

  7. Evil Genius June 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm #

    I am having the same problem right now.

  8. Superstar June 5, 2007 at 10:11 pm #

    ROFLMAO!!!
    “My undies are doing a crawl a swimmer would be proud of”
    Is my fav line in this senario…

    I get so angry, as when I loose weight they don’t fit, if I get too fat they don’t fit…

    MY solution: COMMANDO baby! WHOOOT HOOOT!

  9. Sunshine McThunderkitty June 6, 2007 at 1:52 am #

    Is a thong ever really ‘trusty’?…and isn’t a wedgie exactly what they’re designed to do…? Oh I’m all confused. Hope ya made it through the day gorgeous x

  10. monicker June 6, 2007 at 4:26 am #

    My solution: the boy-cut shorts. If you get the right material, no lines, no see-through. And very comfortable.

    Death to thongs! I gave them up years ago.

  11. McGone June 6, 2007 at 6:48 am #

    I’m turned-on and concerned at the same time.

    That’s frustrating.

  12. Catherinette Singleton June 6, 2007 at 12:17 pm #

    You’ll all be very pleased to know that today there will be no wedgie. I’m back to commando-am just hoping there’s not a big gust of wind. . .

  13. Grant Miller June 6, 2007 at 2:42 pm #

    I highly recommend boxer briefs.

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