An Important Public Service Announcement

5 Jun

People with fat arms should resist wearing shirts that have elastic in the sleeves. The elastic will cut off your circulation and make your arms look like giant sausages. People may even come up to you and attempt to coat your arms in ketchup and mustard.

Thank you, and have a pleasant and polite day.

3 Responses to “An Important Public Service Announcement”

  1. The Ambiguous Blob at 5:57 pm #

    Oh, the fat arms with elastic! Terrible- just awful. Thanks for spreading the word.

  2. Superstar at 10:12 pm #

    EWWWW
    Further ladies, when it waves good bye…Get sleeves.

  3. hanmee at 4:21 pm #

    Unfortunately, my arms are so ginormous that even regular short sleeves almost cut off my circulation.

    No one has attempted to coat me, but a coworker did come up and pinch my arm fat, and looked a bit dazed, as if hypnotized by it.

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