The Catherinette Singleton Lexicon

31 May

As I was watching the Shear Genius marathon on Bravo last night (damn you, Bravo, for producing such addictive and stupid shows), the bitchy bitch on the show mentioned a fabulous term: FIG JAM. It’s an acronym that stands for Fuck Im Great, Just Ask Me.

Thank you so much to Tabatha for introducing me to this gem.

6 Responses to “The Catherinette Singleton Lexicon”

  1. The [Cherry] Ride at 5:25 pm #

    Was the bitchy bitch you are referring to that bitch with white hair that looks like a squirrel? She’s nasty (and damn it I got totally addicted to that lame show too).

  2. blueblanket at 5:28 pm #

    Totally love that.

  3. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON at 6:05 pm #

    Cherry Ride: Yup! That’s who I mean. Her name is Tabatha, but I prefer to call her Bitchy-Bitch. What did you think of the season finale?

    Blueblanket: Use it all you like!

  4. The [Cherry] Ride at 7:09 pm #

    I actually didn’t watch it!! But since we’re talking Bravo I’m sure I’ll get the chance to see it in the next few days.

  5. gizmorox at 12:56 pm #

    Tabitha’s eyes creeped me out, but I did kind of love what a bitch she was. Sucks she got ousted in a partner competition, because she actually was really good.

  6. Heather at 7:01 pm #

    hahaha FIG JAM…sounds like the stuff in Fig Newtons!

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