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Fun with Baby Tramp

15 May

Know what I find incredibly funny? I look up quotes/sayings with the word “baby” in it and then change it to “Baby Tramp”. Observe:

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into Baby Tramps.”
-Winston Churchill

“Baby Tramps are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.”
-Charles Osgood

“Every baby needs a lap.”
-Henry Robin

“If you were to open up a Baby Tramp’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.” -Dave Barry

I highly encourage you to go out there, find some good quotes, and do the same thing.

Boo to Baby Tramp

15 May

This morning, Lit’l Smokey and I had a terribly interesting conversation. As we were catching up on weekend plans and such, I asked how Baby Tramp was doing. Lit’l Smokey told me that they had seen each other a few times over the weekend. Then he told me that they had seen each other last night. I smiled through my gritted teeth and said, “Well, that explains the bags under your eyes.”

Thank goodness I’m not the jealous type. If I were, then I’d totally freak out over the fact that he’s taking her away for a weekend in June-to a wedding. But I know that she’ll wear him out and after he’s through using her for dirty debauched sex, he’ll get bored with her and move on.

I hate you Baby Tramp, I freaking hate you.