Guess who’s going to be shacking up with an ex-fla…

8 May

Guess who’s going to be shacking up with an ex-flame at the Ritz Carlton on Thursday?? Debbie Downer! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Debbie D. is going to some debauched action from an ex-boyfriend that dumped her @ss and moved away 3 years ago. Sure, they haven’t seen each other since then, and it’s been about 8 months since they last talked, but still-she’s hopeful. She stumbled across his profile on match.com just a few days ago, and off they were on their way to a regretful night in the romantic metropolis of Pentagon City, VA.

She stopped by this afternoon to bore me and Lit’l Smokey with the details. We were both very “delighted” to hear all about it. He’s going to be in town for some training, and is hoping to catch up with her-as long as she will go to see him and he doesn’t have to pay for a car rental. She said she’d love to, and then told him that she’d just take off from work on Friday and spend the night with him at the hotel. That’s all that Lit’l Smokey could handle. At that point he made an excuse about wanting to hear the rest of the story, but having to go to a meeting. Clever boy.

Can’t wait until Monday to find out how it turns out. My guess? Most likely, they’ll do it, he’ll go home, she’ll be all into him again, and then he’ll dump her, AGAIN.

She really does have a way with relationships and men. . .Perhaps you’d like to try her new perfume: Desperation.

7 Responses to “Guess who’s going to be shacking up with an ex-fla…”

  1. The Ambiguous Blob May 8, 2007 at 7:49 pm #

    OOoh, the Ritz! At least she’ll be getting her heart broken in luxury.

  2. Mister Underhill May 8, 2007 at 8:40 pm #

    Hey, guys! Great news! I’m going to be sexually used by someone who secretly detests me! Actually, not so secretly, now that I think of it.

  3. Superstar May 8, 2007 at 10:45 pm #

    EX Sex is HOT
    HOT
    HOT
    *sizzle*
    HOT!!!!

    You go girlfriend!
    WHOOO HOOO!

  4. Princess Extraordinaire May 9, 2007 at 9:07 am #

    What a waste….of the room at the Ritz that is…..

  5. Beatrix Kiddo May 9, 2007 at 12:27 pm #

    While Ex sex may be hot (I wouldn’t know), the thought of Debbie Downer sex is enough to douse any flame. She’s basically the grown up (if you can call her that) version of Baby Tramp.

  6. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON May 9, 2007 at 12:28 pm #

    Doing it with an ex can be good times. Doing it with Debbie Downer-even at the Ritz-sounds like a drag to me.

    And I agree with you, BK, she is like a grown up version of Baby Tramp. She’s Middle-aged Tramp.

  7. Heather May 9, 2007 at 2:00 pm #

    Maybe she’d like to try my new perfume: Vomit. Mmmmm, smells good!

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