My Skills and Talents: Part 2

9 Apr

My Amazing Skills:

I’m a natural born lyricist/poet. I can write a beautiful song/poem just about anything.

Why it’s so Cool:

I’m not going to explain the coolness of my genius, I’ll just show you instead. Below, is a song I wrote a few years ago when I had the joy and pleasure of having a little bladder infection. For those of you that have never experienced the sheer joy of living through one, the medication that is sometimes prescribed turns your pee orange. Enjoy!

Bladder infection.
Feel such rejection,
From my little bladder
It couldn’t get sadder
Than the sadness I feel
Emotions so unreal

But wait, what do I see??
Could it be I have orange pee?
Yes, yes it is!
It’s orange, the wiz!

Oh there’s now no regret
With an orange toilet!
Orange pee is so gleaming
Orange pee streaming

Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
orange pee
orange glee
orange pee
orange glee

6 Responses to “My Skills and Talents: Part 2”

  1. Princess Extraordinaire April 9, 2007 at 2:43 pm #

    The funny thing is the medication they put you on is usually *Urispaz*

  2. monicker April 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm #

    Totally sweet.

    Who knew orange pee could be the cause of so much bliss?

  3. The Ambiguous Blob April 9, 2007 at 4:52 pm #

    that is an amazing poem. your talent frightens me a little. I feel I’m in the presence of greatness.

  4. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 9, 2007 at 10:19 pm #

    I’d like to tell you that it’s just because I was so inspired, but that would be a lie. Truth be told, I’m just creative like that-all the time. Don’t be frightened.

  5. GoingWiddershins April 10, 2007 at 11:20 am #

    I could totally see a John Mayer song out of your lyrics – we could be soothed by his crooning voice and the repeating refrain, ‘orange pee, orange pee, orrrrrange peeeee’.

  6. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm #

    Oh my god! John Mayer and I would rock all of the Billboard charts with that hit!

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