My Skills and Talents: Part 1

3 Apr

It’s amazing I’m still single. Men out there would be beating my door down if only they knew about my amazing talents, thoughts, skills, etc. Starting today, I’ll begin to reveal said details:

My Amazing Skills:

I know all the words to Rico Suave by Gerardo and Copacabana by Barry Manilow.

Why it’s so Cool:

Come on, when was the last time you met a grown woman who not only knew the words to Rico Suave, but knew the meaning behind them? That’s right people, she’s funny AND she’s bilingual. That’s kick ass!

I sing them to my 2 year old nephew. He loves my interpretations of both. He asks me for more each and every time. My future secret boyfriend/luvah/husband will do the same.

15 Responses to “My Skills and Talents: Part 1”

  1. The Ambiguous Blob April 3, 2007 at 4:24 pm #

    Gerardo is hot shit. I’d totally fall for you if I heard you sing it.

  2. Princess Extraordinaire April 3, 2007 at 6:14 pm #

    Okay, you win, when I try my hands at anything bi-lingual I end up soundling like a cow in heat

  3. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 3, 2007 at 6:19 pm #

    Wow, that’s hot. No pun intended.

  4. Eric April 3, 2007 at 6:25 pm #

    Gerardo eats ’em raw like sushi. That’s the only line I remember. Not sure why that one stuck with me but whatever.

  5. Rainman April 3, 2007 at 6:57 pm #

    Is there a spanish accent when singing? If so, very hot. If not…..

  6. Grant Miller April 3, 2007 at 7:28 pm #

    I can do those songs in sign language.

  7. The [Cherry] Ride April 3, 2007 at 7:30 pm #

    Are there any spanish lyrics in Copacabana? I must re-visit.

  8. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 3, 2007 at 7:36 pm #

    Nope, there’s no Spanish in Copacabana, but that doesn’t detract from my exciting rendition complete with costumes and coconuts!

  9. wonderturtle April 4, 2007 at 12:50 am #

    But do you know all the words to any Fresh Prince songs?

  10. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 4, 2007 at 11:48 am #

    Oh, my dear wonderturtle, shall we discuss how parents just don’t understand?

  11. 5 of 9er April 4, 2007 at 1:57 pm #

    I use to play a drinking game to the song “Rico Suave.” 🙂

  12. blueblanket April 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm #

    Any woman that not only knows the lyrics to Rico Suave but can translate them from Spanglish to English is one talented broad in my book! You rock!

  13. kissyface April 4, 2007 at 4:10 pm #

    how about you woo us with some milli vanilli, Catherinette?

  14. CATHERINETTE SINGLETON April 4, 2007 at 4:50 pm #

    Girl you know it’s true! Ooo ooo ooo I love you.

  15. lulu April 9, 2007 at 2:08 am #

    Hell, I would go out with you if you promised to sing Copacabana to me.

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