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I Know What Time It Is

23 Mar

Guess who just called me from his business trip to Florida? Lit’l Smokey!! And guess what else? It wasn’t work related at all. He called to tell me that he met Flava Flav last night.

He totally wants me. He should really stop pretending he doesn’t.

Somebody Please Kill Me

23 Mar

Guess who got all boozy suzy last night and has a touch of the cocktail flu today?? It’s me! It’s me!

Ugh, I hate hangovers.