My Computer Mouse is a Piece of Shit

1 Mar

What the fuck?!?! Can someone please explain to me how a fucking Fortune 500 Company can get away with giving their employees such crappy computer equipment? Hey, employers, maybe you can hold off on giving the big wigs $3,000,000 bonuses and spend a little on technology upgrades.

Last time I checked, we needed to scroll through files/computer applications in order to do the job that they “pay” us to do. Somewhat hard to do when this stinking mouse doesn’t work. I’ve found myself on my knees under my desk unplugging and then replugging the damned thing THREE fucking times today!! Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with being on my knees at work-but at least give me a good reason to be in that position (like some hotty hot intern).

Perhaps this is their way of forcing me out the door. In their minds, they think that a fussy computer mouse is the straw that will break the camel’s back. These people are clever, but it’s not going to work. Maybe I’ll spend the next 5 months fooling around with this little bastard mouse, but it’s not going to be the reason I quit. Sorry, Charlie. Not going to happen. You’re going to have to deal with my eye rolling, heavy sighing, and general bad attitude for quite sometime to come.

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