A Vast Improvement

1 Mar

This is what my ex looks like with his head on Wilford Brimley’s “hot” body. I’ve added a pretty little red bow tie to show how he looks when he dresses up. It’s a wonder that we didn’t work out. Not sure what he’s holding in his hands, though if I had to guess I’d say it’s my dignity and or self respect.

Ladies, I think he’s still available if you’re interested.

3 Responses to “A Vast Improvement”

  1. julie March 5, 2007 at 12:11 am #

    Umm…I don’t think I like you mixing up my boyfriend Wilford Brimley with your ex. It’s not nice, it’s not decent, and it’s just wrong on so many levels. I mean aside from a diabeties testing supply add or another Cacoon sequeal (which isn’t going to happen, let’s face it – most of those old fuckers are dead) he doesn’t have a lot to live for. And lumping him in with The Gross One is just cruel. Not as cruel as the fact that seeing him shirtless makes me gag and throw up in my throat a little – but it’s still cruel! It’s the wrong thing to do and not a very tasty way to do it…I might add.

  2. acarso1 March 5, 2007 at 9:41 pm #

    You sure that’s not my head pasted on that body? No, wait!! That’s MY body!!!

  3. Penny Lane June 10, 2008 at 4:33 pm #

    well well, how about this hunk’s number?? lol

    I’m telling you, he’s all yours. Please to enjoy! I don’t have his number anymore but I guarantee you could find him if you look up “douche bag” in the white pages. -CS

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