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The Password Is…?

All 8 of you that are loyal readers will notice that there are several postings that are password protected.  If you’re interested in reading those truly riveting accounts of crushes, stupid coworkers, or humiliating antics, you can request the password.

As of right this very second, here’s the process: post a comment on this page.  I know, it’s really complicated.  A whole one step and you’ll have it in your hot little hands (and by “hot little hands” I totally mean “inbox”).

As soon as I recieve it and verify that you aren’t someone with whom I work you will be granted the key that will unlock the world’s mysteries!!  Or at least unlock some pretty amusing posts. 

256 Responses

  1. I promise I don’t work with you ;-)

    Liz
    Raleigh, NC

    You’re all set. -CS

    • I’m self employed way out in Fred’neck MD, so I clearly don’t work with you. Just found your blog–excellent!!

      Bailey

  2. i dont work w/ you either =)

    You should be all set too… -CS

  3. Being in an entirely different country, I definitely don’t work with you :)

    And so the password is yours. -CS

  4. I don’t work at all!!

    You lucky, bitch! -CS

  5. I don’t work with you either! I love your blog, it’s so funny!

    Check your email, sister. -CS

  6. No, I don’t think I work with you. I just stumbled across your blog the day before yesterday and I love it!

    You’re set. -CS

  7. I read your blog all the time, I just usually don’t comment ’cause I don’t know you. Nor do I work with you. Nor am I a guy you may have potential interest in. So, ya know, hook it up!

    Password has been sent. -CS

  8. I don’t work with you, but read you at my work AND thought maybe you were at the Swell Season concert last weekend when I heard someone say “Oh, *she’s* Klassy” and thought they were referring to my more-than-usual exposed girls (i was a little self concious, but totally rocking it!). Anywho…could i please have the password?

    Hi, Amy! I sent the password to your email address. -CS

  9. I used to work with you…does that count?

    Nah, you’re good. You have been granted the mystical password that will open a whole new world… -CS

  10. just stumbled across your blog and now i need more to read!!!!!!!!!! please oh please????? oh… i dont work with you…. heehee

    Settle down there! You have the password. Check your email. -CS

  11. Fellow BaltAmour poster! Love your blog! Great stuff!!

    Yay for BaltAmour! Password has been granted -CS

  12. Um, i’d like to be in the In Crowd and know the password. I’m SO worthy! :o )

    You have been granted passage into the crowd. -CS

  13. We met once via Maryann! But I promise we don’t work together. ;)

    She’s the bomb diggity and anyone that is friends with Maryann is well deserving of the password. You’re all set. -CS

  14. I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you – followed the BaltAmour links.

    You, my dear, are all set. -CS

  15. i don’t work with you! = but i’m sure glad i discovered ur blog, it’s great :)

  16. Such a fun read :) I must, must, must be let into the secret world….. Oh, and no I don’t work with you, which is quite sad as I think it would be lots of fun.

  17. I agree with Shorty and think it would be tres fun to work with you, but unless you want to migrate over to the west coast we aren’t destined to be coworkers, so . . .password, please?!

  18. I don’t work with you, but I’m close—Bethesda. I’d love the password, please. I realize that your laid up in the hospital right now, so I’ll have to wait. Good luck & here’s hoping you don’t get shot, Baltimore hospitals tend to be in bad neighborhoods.

  19. I don’t work with you, and I hope you feel better! Love the blog.

  20. I definitely do not work with you, although I think my day would be a lot funnier if I did! I was recently in the hospital myself and know just how dreary it can be. Get well!

  21. I just read that you are in the hospital oh my!!! Hugs hugs hugs! Apparently that cold was a bitch! Hope yu get well soon and get to write again. Mean while I request the password *lol* and no worries I’m way too far from you to know you.
    hope you get in your feet soon!

  22. i actually had exactly what u have now….it SUCKS bigtime….i cried just to swallow saliva….the worst 6 (yeah, SIX) months of my life.
    but just to cheer u up, i lost 20 pounds (noticed them the second i got out of bed and looked great) and didn’t have to work at all this time, apparently a real sickness works much better as an excuse to miss work lol

  23. oh and by the way…may i please have the password? i just love your blog (never read one untill now) and i feel so like you in the way u write…thx!

  24. Pretty please! I am noisy and want to hear what you got to say!

  25. Hi! I’ve been reading your blog pretty regularly for about a month-6 weeks now. I’m interested in getting the password…Thanks!

  26. May I please have the password? Pretty pretty please? With a cosmo on top?

  27. I love your site and would be so grateful for the password. Hope your feeling better! Oh and i don’t work with you i promise.

  28. Okay – you sent it to me once, and somehow I deleted it. Can you send it to me on my personal email this time. (it is the one I put in this time)
    And – glad you are feeling better!!

  29. I just discovered your site and would love to read your secret just for outsiders posts. Glad you are home and getting better. I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you. My coworkers aren’t very entertaining.

    Thanks and have a mango or some blackberries.

    Toni

    You’re all set and I’m about to cut up a mango. Mmm… -CS

  30. I don’t work with you…nor do I stalk you. Does that make me sound guilty? I’d really like to read your hidden posts, is all. Thanks :) Canada reads Catherinette.

  31. I never lurk, and I am way too old to stalk. If I am around, I will say hello, and hey, when a post is password protected, that just makes me get even more interested, sort of like opening the top button on your blouse.

  32. I don’t work with you…if I did it would be a funnier place…trust me

  33. Found your site a few days ago, and let’s just say my work’s suffered ever since… I’m asking for the password, but I’ll let you be the judge as to if I should slack off more at work or get to read all the hidden posts… If I lose my job at least I went down laughing.

  34. I want to be an “insider”, can I have the password too? :-)

  35. i need a good laugh and to learn that I’m not the only one working with freaks loosers and ….

  36. I got nothin’ here.
    May I have the password please? Balto is about 3 zillion miles north of me, the equivalent of Canada or Maine, so we don’t work together.

  37. Love your website…am very curious about the password. I live in Iowa so I don’t work with you.

  38. I so do not work with you because if I did, I am sure work would be way more entertaining than the current status. Great stuff, I want more. Password please.

  39. may i have the password?

  40. Hi Klassy!
    My co-workers are a sad bunch, I’d love to read about YOUR co-workers. Password please.
    Thanks
    BIG Oh

  41. I work for myself, so I know I don’t work with you. May I have the password as well?

    J.

  42. I have requested for a password as comment to one of yoru posts before stumbling along to this page. Yes we men are horrible at multi-tasking and the thought of glancing up does not even cross our minds while reading a blog entry. A different perspective might be that your entries are so entertaining it does not leave scope for split attentions.

    Anyways please send across a password for unrestricted access to your posts. I live and work in India and have been to the states only a couple of times for short durations. No chance I work with you :)

  43. Please send the pw- I don’t want to miss any of your amusing posts!

  44. I live in lack of culture hell :( But we do have a ton of breweries:)

  45. Hey there, can I have the password? Don’t worry, I don’t even work.

    Oh, and you inspired me to start of my own, about bipolar and my awesome life, hah. So check it out if you want!

  46. I do not work with you…i don’t even live in the same state as you…..Hope you are feeling better!!!

  47. Please send the password! I can’t bear to think I’m missing out on funny posts!

  48. definitely don’t work together….. different country and all
    please send pass word
    thanks

    So the email address you gave me didn’t work. Want to try again? -CS

  49. I just discovered your blog, and I’m already addicted!

    Seeing as I live in the icy tundra that is Canada, I’m betting we don’t work together… password please?

  50. I just discovered your blog and spent the last hour of my workday reading the saga of 3D… love it! I also live in the icy tundra of Canada… so I doubt we work together – can I get the password? Thanks!

  51. I love doing no work at work. It gives me time to catch up on new blogs. Can I pretty please with sugar on top have the password so I can read all of the posts I missed?

    I hate being left out on the action!

    And I don’t work with you, unless you work in the pit of hell.

  52. I don’t work with you. I am bartender in one of the busiest airports in the US.

  53. I found your blog today and I’m hooked… I’m in CT, definitely don’t work with you, please can I have the password so I can get caught up?

  54. I only *wish* we worked together! Love your blog, must have more. Now please. ;)

    Hope you’re all better now.

  55. recently hooked too, and i definitely don’t work w/ you. thx!

  56. Can I be cool too?

    I don’t work with you at all.

  57. Hi! Another new fan, can I please read the protected stuff? pretty please?
    I live in Madrid which makes me quite sure I don’t work with you. :0)

  58. Hi…I don’t work with you…I live and work in Florida….password, pretty please?

  59. Hello!
    I am a 20 yo nursing student who needs this blog. (It helps me get through the day). Please send me the password. I live in alabama… you know you feel sorry for me now.

  60. Hey, I discovered your blog only recently and, well, you have a new fan. Just like that.

    I dare say we share a similar view of the world (though you can’t check that statement’s validity, I write my blog in my native tongue and only a bit over a million people can understand that). We definitely don’t work together, never have and most probably never ever will, as I live in Northern Europe and I don’t intend to move. May I have the password, please? I’ll take good care of it, I promise! :D

  61. Howdy! I don’t work with you, I promise.

    I’m digging your blog. It’s a good read.

    Thanks.

  62. Hi! Your blog is great! Having the password would make it even better!!! :)

  63. Nope, don’t work with you, but if this whole no luck at finding a guy keeps up I may attempt to Work You ;)
    J/K lol

  64. I’m a lurker coming out of hiding! I love your blog and I promise I don’t work with you :)

  65. I don’t work with you!

  66. I work with you. Can I have a password anyway?

  67. Love your blog and want to be in on the deets!

  68. I’m a total stranger! Which you should find comforting instead of creepy.

  69. Unless you decide to move to more humid and warmer climates, i don’t work with you.

    Greetings from Costa Rica

  70. I totally wanna read the posts!!!

  71. I promise I don’t work with you, but with so many hot guys in your office, I sure wish I did!

  72. I want all the details and reside a non-threatening few thousand miles away fron your office

  73. So… I live in Texas and DEFINITELY don’t work with you. Can I pretty please with a cherry on top have the password?

  74. I just found you today through Confessions of a One Date Wonder (who I also just found today) and I am loving both your blog(s)! That would be yours and hers, not trying to say that you have two blogs.

    Um, ok. I’m going to shut up now and ask nicely if i can have the password. Please?

    I promise I do not work with you as my only co-workers are my dog and my husband.

  75. I WISH I worked with you! None of my coworkers are anywhere near as entertaining as you are. Can I get the password PLEASE?? Thanks.

  76. Love the blog – can I get the password????

  77. I just stumbled upon your blog and I think what I’ve read is way too funny, if there is more fun to be had with the password I need that dope!! ;-)

  78. OK, so I’m finally breaking down and asking for the password…

  79. Password please. And thank you.

  80. Thank you thank you thank you, for you have saved me from a day of toothpicks holding up my eyes kind of tiredness and boredom at work. I can haz password?

  81. Oh, my God, you are freakin’ hilarious. I’d love the password to read more…
    Happy Blogging.

  82. Unless your a client of mine (I’m a therapist), I don’t work with you!

  83. Seeing as I’m unemployed, I’m sure I don’t work with you. I’m hoping that reading about job related adventures will make me feel less unemployed.

  84. Oooh, gurl. If there is anything involving peens in these posts, then let me in!!!!

  85. Am I presumptuous to ask for the password on our first date. I promise to use it unwisely and only for selfish and erotic purposes. Ho hum.

  86. i’m so ready for the password.

  87. i’m a lazy bitch and don’t work at all. yayyyy!

  88. So, totally don’t know you, let alone work with you. Just found your blog a few days ago and I am totally dying for the password!!

  89. Just discovered your blog and am incredibly excited at the thought of even bitchier, even more hilarious posts hiding underneath that password.

    I am not even American and don’t know any Americans except for one Fatty Face-Rapist so I’m pretty sure we’re not going to cross paths any time soon.

    Password please?

  90. Never met you before. Don’t know where you live or work. Just a curious chick with too much time on her hands.

    So what do I have to do to get a password?

  91. I definitely don’t work with you. Hell, thanks to recently getting fired (unfairly), I don’t work with anyone. I can handle the (password-protected) truth.

  92. I’m in Kentucky, definitely not where you are. You’re somewhere fun. Beer me the password??

  93. dang, now if I’d have found this 2 weeks ago I could say something clever – like ‘trick or treat’. OK, not so clever – that’s why you write the blog and I read it.

    Password please???

    Check your email there, sailor. -CS

  94. hey,
    just recently came across your website and would love to have the password. thanks in advance!

  95. Just found your blog. LOVE IT! Pretty please, may I have the password?

    Since you’re in love with the blog, I have sent you the password. -CS

  96. I’d love the password! I’m in VT and it’s boring here…I need something fun to read at work :)

    Fear not! No more boring VT for you. Password has been sent. -CS

  97. Oops, did I forget my manners? Pretty please with sugar on top?! Thanks!

  98. Now I just look stupid. My first comment didn’t post but yeah the gist was I love your blog, need your password!

  99. Could you please send the password – I read your blog at work and without it I just might have to do some work. Love your blog!

  100. Hello! Can I have the password? I’m a new reader.

  101. Mamma may I? love reading your (mis)adventures, keeps the boogies at bay in my office. I swear, I don’t work with you…. Not even the same state, though is Maine still part of your countyr? ;)

  102. I live in detroit so I know I don’t work with u. Pass word please:)

  103. I work, but I don’t think you’re in the same state, let alone the warehouse I work in..

    Does that count?

    I don’t think I’ve ever even been in a warehouse… Check your email. -CS

  104. I promise I don’t work with you. I work with a bunch of strange men who can be be funny when they aren’t annoying.

  105. I work from home…therefore I dont know u at all…

  106. i don’t know where you work, but i know where i work, and you don’t work here…so i think it’s safe

  107. On this blasee monday I logged onto your blog only to find a password protect, whatever will I read now, whilst I sit at work and stare at the work that I should be doing, meh reading your blog is much more entertaining!!

  108. Please send me a password :)

  109. Everybody’s voting for one of your password protected posts over at Humor Blogs. I don’t want to be left out. It must be hilarious. So please pass along the password, so I can see what all the hilarity is about.

  110. I don’t even work, so it’s impossible that I work with you! I want the password! :)

    Hey! I tried to email you the password but your email doesn’t work! What’s that about. Email me at catherinette.singleton@gmail.com and I’ll forward the password your way. -CS

  111. Please oh pretty please share said password. I’m in need of much levity today.
    Thanks!

  112. I am not even on the same continent….and it is SO super awesome to read in English….Please help my studies with something funny :D

  113. Sad…still no password….

  114. I live in San Antonio, TX. Definitely not a co-worker! love the site. I await the password.

  115. I live vicariously through you and your stories of yummy men and tasty drinks. Please share the password with me so that my day is not sad without reading your stories. ;)

  116. I work in a bar/restaurant in the middle of nowhere so we definately dont work together but I enjoy reading your blogs when im ignoring drunken customers (our touch screen register systems have internet access)

  117. I don’t know why, but the password doesn’t seem to be working for me!

    It worked the other day, but not now.

    Oh my dear, woman. Are you accessing the site from http://catherinette.wordpress.com? It won’t work from http://www.catherinette.com. I haven’t changed the password. I swear!! But I’ll resend it to you. Because you’re so fetch. -CS

  118. I am dying to know the password! And I don’t work with you!

  119. Love the blog. Bridge fan as well for style of v.g. reading.

    Love to have password.

    -and no have never worked with you. BT Dubs…my blog got censored as peeps I worked with narc’d. Ugggh!

  120. This is a very well written blog I enjoy reading. I can honestly say I don’t work with you.

    I would like the password.

  121. I, also, do not work with you (seeing as how I am currently not gainfully employed whatsoever).

    Password me, please. (because I am looking forward to the passworded treasures!)

  122. Me too! I want in on the password protected fun. I promise I don’t work with you.

    I just came across your site the other day and haven’t been able to stop reading. You are totally hilarious and awesome.

  123. and very cute.

  124. Password please? Pretty sure we don’t work together! Very amusing stuff – thanks. Would love to see more.

  125. Not a co-worker, password me, please!

    -Thanks

  126. New reader, fellow blogger, new lover of your word and loyal follower… Although I just moved to Cali from B-more I don’t think I know you.

    And I seriously need the password.

  127. I don’t know you, and I do want to read your PassProt posts!

    Joy

  128. I’m addicted! Most importantly, though, I’m not a co-worker. Password please!

  129. I don’t work with you either and love youre writing style! So enchanting.

    purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  130. Unless you live in Canada then I cannot possibly work with you…I love your blog, (btw, my mother sooo rides the shortbus too and I tell her so quite often!!) so I’d love a password please and thanks.

  131. love your blog – very witty – i do live in the same country as you, but diff state.

    password? =)

  132. I’m still in college and don’t work, so no need to worry about me! password pretty please?

  133. i had the password and lost it (of course)! help!

  134. Hi….I would like the password as well, please. :)

  135. I promise I don’t work with you.

    Melanie!! Why are you giving me an email that doesn’t work?? Email me at catherinette.singleton@gmail.com so I can send you the password. -CS

  136. came across your blog and had lots of laugh ! Please ! i’m dying to be in the loop !

  137. Considering that I live in Germany and don’t have any colleagues except for my boss, I think it’s rather unlikely that I work with you. So will you please send me a password?
    (Your blog is one of the few things that keep me in a good mood when my boss stresses me out!!)

  138. Just got a Bartles & James from a Boozy Suzy….Klassy!

    All I know of Baltimore I learned on “The Wire”

  139. Password please!!! I got it a few months earlier but haven’t used it of late. Now the mail is either buried under a ton of other stuff or been deleted. Could you resend it please…..

  140. Password please…love reading your blog! :)

  141. I love this blog, please give me the password!

  142. Ye gods but you make me laugh! Pls send me the password. I live in Regina Sask Canada.

  143. *raises hand*

    Everyone I know in real life speaks Spanish so I highly doubt one of them is you.

  144. HI just found your blog and wanted to read about the debauchery in your life but I can’t access the private posts! It’s driving me mad! I live in Albuquerque and that is far far far away from you! please?

  145. I ‘ve been reading your blog for a while now and normally I just skip the ones with passwords, but i’ve decided that I can’t continue this passive aggresive behavior:) Oh and we don’t work together.

  146. This is you dedicated Canadian reader begging for the password; I cannot resisit what I hope will be some juicy reading!

    Please?

  147. I just found you by googling ’somebody kill me please’ I crap you not. I havn’t laughed so hard in years. I would love to have the password so I can read more of your great blog. I havn’t worked in a while since I hurt my back so I know I don’t work with you. Thank you so much.

  148. whoa – you have a TON of readers. I used to read a year or so ago, then lost you somehow, happily reunited today….I live in TN, so I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you.

  149. I don’t think I work with you … nope, just checked … there is only one hot guy in our office and he is too tall to be lil’ smokey.

  150. I found your blog off of my friend Carmen’s blog. Love reading your blog and I need to know how the date went last night! I live in Canada so we are good in terms of not working together. Password please? Thanks.

  151. Alright, so many password protecteds! I’ve been lurking for months and feel so lost as to what’s going on lately…

    I work nowhere near you, I promise!

  152. Aaarhhhhg…. I can’t stand it any longer, I need to have the password! I promise I don’t work with you (well, I live in Europe, so that would be fairly difficult, right?)…

  153. I promise I do not work with you. I neeeedddd the password so I can lurk more effectively.

  154. geesh, I neither work with you, know you and even up today, never even heard of you, but I really would like to continue to follow your fantastic posts… feel free to send me the juicy password that will knock my socks off reading those ever-so-special posts…

    ;)

    Thanks

  155. password please…
    I definitely do not work with you considering i have no work at the moment thanks to bushes great legacy.
    thanks ;)

  156. oo Pick Me Pick ME

  157. I can’t wait…

  158. I would love to have the password, especially since they’ve blocked my access to Facebook, and most blogs as of last week.
    Now what am I supposed to do?
    (Thank God for the Iphone…)
    BTW, been following you for the last year, and no, I don’t work with or near you. Although I do work for an
    “Investments R Us” type place outside of Philly.

    You ROCK!!

  159. Could I have the password?

    I’m currently stuck in Tennessee…no way I could work with you.

  160. May I please have the password? I have been reading your blog for quite sometime now and LOVE it. Sadly these days, it’s my only source of entertainment…

    … oh, and I am certain that I don’t work with you. :)

  161. I am fairly certain we do not share the same employer.

  162. I definitely don’t work with you. No need to worry :)

  163. Password please? My curiousity is finally winning out over my laziness.

  164. Ok, ok… shit. I really want the password. More than I want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and that’s saying something.

    Oh, trust me. I don’t work with you. If I did, I’d have a much more interesting day at work. You’re effin hilarious!

  165. Hooray! I didn’t discover this ’til now and I’ve been reading for awhile…send it ASAP! Thanks!

    titchblog@gmail.com

  166. Too many of you bloggers use a password.

    I have gotten them from you in the past and i have half-zhimers, not quite all, so please be a nice wench and resend me the password.

    please with wagging blue eyes.

  167. I would love the password! Pleeeease?

  168. I came across your blog on one of my friends websites, I love it! I most def don’t work with ya! I’m desperately searching for a job right now…..

  169. I’ve been trying to resist password temptation for months, but here I am…. ????

  170. Oooh! Oooh! can I have the password too?

  171. I can’t resist . . . password please!!!!!!!!!!!

  172. Alright, I’m in the begging position for the password.

  173. I usually read you from my Google Reader and always assumed the password thing was for folks you actually knew, so I never wheedled for it.

    But now I’m gonna.

    *wheedle, wheedle*

  174. I don’t need the password yet. i’ve not started reading your blog word by word by word – yet. But I liked the idea of the password-retrieving way. I might use it for my wordpress blog, which is a travel blog and doesn’t always require passwords :-)
    but very interesting idea.
    Now i’m gonna go read your blog.
    Ciao,

  175. Password please so that i may fully appreciate your brilliant intellect and rapier wit.

  176. Password please…you’re great! Do you twitter?

  177. I don’t work with you, but I follow on twitter… I am too curious not to request a password… please?

  178. so… i have no clue who you are… but i do love to read about gossip… and rants and raves…so can i “play” too and have the password?? thanks!!

  179. Yes, Please!

  180. I’m supposed to be working but can’t stop reading your blog! Very funny. Can I please have the password?

  181. I don’t know you and I want to read about Bachelor #1.

  182. Ok I’ve been reading your blog for months now and curiosity is getting the better of me. Especially w/regards to bachelor #1! And I work for an insurance company, so I highly doubt we know each other.

  183. Your blog is hilarious. Can I please have the password?

  184. Password please!

  185. Can i have the password please? :o )

  186. I just found your blog, I live in Puerto Rico so am sure that I am not a co worker, I just started reading your blog, and the curiosity is killing me … so go ahead send me the password, otherwise I may freak out at being left out

  187. I give in…I need the password, too. Your blog has kept me in procrastination mode for awhile now, and if I don’t get to read the protected posts, I may have to go do some actual work. Please don’t force that on me.

  188. password please ? pretty pretty please ?
    I just have to know more now .. or just like LaurieLou, I’ll have to get back to work .. hehe

  189. I would appreciate the password. I can guarantee that I am not your colleague or co-worker.

  190. password please.

  191. I’m hooked on your blog! I promise I don’t work with you.

  192. Hi, I really enjoy reading your blog as a single woman in Boston. I promise I don’t work with you – I’m unemployed! :( Love to get the password so I can read more! Jeanne

  193. I just found your blog through the post on Single Edition. I’ve been reading your archives all day, and I love your blog!! I’d love to read your password protected posts. I live in the Chi, so I’m about 100% sure we’re not co-workers. :)

  194. just found your blog today and i love it!!!…i dont work and live in a different state…password please???

  195. Um – I have worked with you – but not for a long while.
    Is that a problem??? Is there an exemption procedure? lol

  196. Nope, don’t work with you, but would like too! May I have the password please?

  197. my dumb ass lost the password, can you send it to me again?

  198. Just started reading your blog a few weeks ago. I’d love to have the password so I can read ALL of the posts. Please and thanks!

  199. Can I have a password, please?

    BTW thanks for commenting on my blog!

  200. I work alone so unless you are a voice in my head–and you are far too humorous to be one of my boring voices–then I don’t work with you.

    May I have the password? Pretty please?

  201. I dont even know you…

  202. Hey, I like password-protected things.

    Even better when I actually have the password

    (that’s a hint)

  203. Ooooo I’d love to hear humiliating stories!

    P.S.- I’m a West Coast girl so that’s a guarantee we don’t know each other

  204. I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you. You don’t commute to Illinois, do you? Could I have the password please? :)

  205. Hi, I’d love your password. It’ll help make my boring day at the office go by.

    Thanks.

  206. I more then love you and have been in a sex shop with you. Trying to think of a reason I don’t have the password. Ha. Please….

  207. Hi! I don’ t work with you, and don’t even know where you work. I’m new to reading your blog, but have found it highly entertaining so far! Could you send me the password, please? :) Thanks!

  208. New to your blog but you certainly crack me up. Would love to read the newest entry. :-)

  209. I just got laid off so I def don’t work with you :)

  210. I don’t think i work with you. Are you the thing that makes the bumping noises in the wall behind the dishwasher?

    If not, then we’re good.

  211. well, it is probably about time I posted on here because guessing sure isnt work. I am so non creative.

  212. Different state….no way I could work with you!

  213. From Canada, just found your blog. Love it and definitely do not work with you.

  214. I can stand it nooooooo longer… must. Have. Password. In DC, but definitely don’t work with you (itinerant freelance musicians are much more bus station types than 9-to-5-ers.) Feel free to check the blog and the Alter Ego in the sidebar to verify. See? All good.

  215. I wish I did work with you so I could see the participants in all these shenanigans for real. Until then, I’ll have to be content with the password. =)

  216. hey :) I’m still studying here in the Philippines so, apparently, I don’t work with you :)

    Please, please, please, lemme have the password? Thanks a bunch.

  217. password please….Im pretty sure I dont work with you because a] I know nothing about financial stuff and b] Im in Australia.

  218. I’m from Paraguay, there’s no way I could work with you or know anyone that does.

    Great blog!

  219. Hi- just found and am addicted to your blog. May I have the password please?

  220. Hey, your blog is awesome! Always great for a good laugh. Would love the password to the protected posts. Thanks! :)

  221. Gotta gotta gotta have me that password!

  222. I was sent your blog by an addicted friend, and now I’m addicted! I’m sure I don’t know you as I don’t work out there in the real world.
    Password, Please, Please, Please???

  223. Password please? I swear I don’t work with you, although that’s probably a sad thing since you sound hilarious.

  224. Please send me the password. The curiosity is killing me. I’m missing out on way too much without it.

  225. I do not work with you. I live in a whole nother state even. Please grant me access to the magic kingdom. Pleeeeeeeezzzzzeee.

  226. Nope don’t work with you, but I read you at work so password please ……

  227. i live in trinidad….real country i swear

    sooo it’s doubtful that we work together :)

  228. I follow you on Twitter and you frequently tantalize me with password-protected posts.

    Can I please have the password? I live in Canada, nowhere near your work.

    Thanks!

  229. I would like a password, and no, I do work with you.
    Thanks!
    Uberfrau

  230. I might work with you one day but until that time can I have a password please?

  231. How about that password? I definitely don’t work with you because I haven’t had a job in over 10 years! ;)

  232. I promise I don’t work with you…You are hilarious !
    Password please ma’am .

    Hey there, Gina! I just tried to send you the password, but the email is wrong. Email me at catherinette.singleton@gmail.com so I have the right address to send it to. -CS

  233. I do not work with you, promise. Washington state is my home. Love your writing style!

  234. I want the password! I don’t work with you : )

  235. Ooo, oooo, can I please have the password? I’m all the way down here in Galveston Texas and found your blog a couple of weeks ago! I love your blog!!!

  236. Yo-Hoo…I swear I don’t work with you (unless you’re an electrician or a plumber or a mason) and I would just love to read anything that’s password protected. I’m nosy that that way. (^_^)

    Wonderful blog!

  237. No, I do not work with you, but I bet it would be fun!

  238. Promise I don’t work with you and just found your blog today. I am really enjoying you, keep it up! :)

  239. I don’t work with you! My co-workers are all bitches head by a queen bitch. oh I hate my job. but your blog makes me happy!

  240. I would like the password, please!! :)

  241. Think your blog is awesome! I live in a totally different country.Wish I worked with you!

  242. I love your blog

  243. Recently found your blog and am SO enjoying it. But I need the password please!

  244. in the philippines, 31, most likely to remain single forever. love the blog, need the password.

  245. Can I be in on the secret?

  246. so, once upon a time I had your password…. and I cherished it – really, I did. and then – I don’t know – something came between us, and I ignored the password, and it left me, and I’m sooooo sad….

    please, please, grace me again with the knowledge of the password. your humble reader in Nashville.

  247. Please? Thank you!

  248. Can I please have a password? I swear I don’t work with you, live next door to you, or know your family. I would like to buy you a cocktail though.

  249. Wish i worked with you…

  250. Sounds like working with you would be fun, but I don’t. Can I have the password??

  251. I don’t know you, but I’d love the password.

    Pretty please!

  252. I have never even been within 500 miles of MD, so may I have the password?

  253. Would love the pass. Newly single at 30 something and hoping for some inspiration!

  254. I wish I worked with you, at least I we could entertain ourselves at our boring jobs!! Can I pleeeeaase have your password??

  255. Recently stumbled upon your blog and love it. I promise I don’t work with you. I am way down south in Texas. So may I please have the password

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