The Password Is…?

All 8 of you that are loyal readers will notice that there are several postings that are password protected.  If you’re interested in reading those truly riveting accounts of crushes, stupid coworkers, or humiliating antics, you can request the password.

As of right this very second, here’s the process: post a comment on this page.  I know, it’s really complicated.  A whole one step and you’ll have it in your hot little hands (and by “hot little hands” I totally mean “inbox”).

As soon as I recieve it and verify that you aren’t someone with whom I work you will be granted the key that will unlock the world’s mysteries!!  Or at least unlock some pretty amusing posts. 

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    • I’m self employed way out in Fred’neck MD, so I clearly don’t work with you. Just found your blog–excellent!!

      Bailey

    • Hey – I don’t work with you, but your posts crack me up. I live in the great state o’ Maryland.

      Kathi

  6. No, I don’t think I work with you. I just stumbled across your blog the day before yesterday and I love it!

    You’re set. -CS

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  7. I read your blog all the time, I just usually don’t comment ’cause I don’t know you. Nor do I work with you. Nor am I a guy you may have potential interest in. So, ya know, hook it up!

    Password has been sent. -CS

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  8. I don’t work with you, but read you at my work AND thought maybe you were at the Swell Season concert last weekend when I heard someone say “Oh, *she’s* Klassy” and thought they were referring to my more-than-usual exposed girls (i was a little self concious, but totally rocking it!). Anywho…could i please have the password?

    Hi, Amy! I sent the password to your email address. -CS

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  9. I used to work with you…does that count?

    Nah, you’re good. You have been granted the mystical password that will open a whole new world… -CS

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    • Oh my goodness you are so entertaining! I don’t work with you but it sure sounds like if I did it would be entertaining. BTW I have a creepy foot guy at my work too!!

  10. just stumbled across your blog and now i need more to read!!!!!!!!!! please oh please????? oh… i dont work with you…. heehee

    Settle down there! You have the password. Check your email. -CS

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  12. Um, i’d like to be in the In Crowd and know the password. I’m SO worthy! :o )

    You have been granted passage into the crowd. -CS

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  13. We met once via Maryann! But I promise we don’t work together. ;)

    She’s the bomb diggity and anyone that is friends with Maryann is well deserving of the password. You’re all set. -CS

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  16. Such a fun read :) I must, must, must be let into the secret world….. Oh, and no I don’t work with you, which is quite sad as I think it would be lots of fun.

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  17. I agree with Shorty and think it would be tres fun to work with you, but unless you want to migrate over to the west coast we aren’t destined to be coworkers, so . . .password, please?!

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  18. I don’t work with you, but I’m close—Bethesda. I’d love the password, please. I realize that your laid up in the hospital right now, so I’ll have to wait. Good luck & here’s hoping you don’t get shot, Baltimore hospitals tend to be in bad neighborhoods.

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  20. I definitely do not work with you, although I think my day would be a lot funnier if I did! I was recently in the hospital myself and know just how dreary it can be. Get well!

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  21. I just read that you are in the hospital oh my!!! Hugs hugs hugs! Apparently that cold was a bitch! Hope yu get well soon and get to write again. Mean while I request the password *lol* and no worries I’m way too far from you to know you.
    hope you get in your feet soon!

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  22. i actually had exactly what u have now….it SUCKS bigtime….i cried just to swallow saliva….the worst 6 (yeah, SIX) months of my life.
    but just to cheer u up, i lost 20 pounds (noticed them the second i got out of bed and looked great) and didn’t have to work at all this time, apparently a real sickness works much better as an excuse to miss work lol

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  23. oh and by the way…may i please have the password? i just love your blog (never read one untill now) and i feel so like you in the way u write…thx!

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  28. Okay – you sent it to me once, and somehow I deleted it. Can you send it to me on my personal email this time. (it is the one I put in this time)
    And – glad you are feeling better!!

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  29. I just discovered your site and would love to read your secret just for outsiders posts. Glad you are home and getting better. I’m pretty sure I don’t work with you. My coworkers aren’t very entertaining.

    Thanks and have a mango or some blackberries.

    Toni

    You’re all set and I’m about to cut up a mango. Mmm… -CS

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  30. I don’t work with you…nor do I stalk you. Does that make me sound guilty? I’d really like to read your hidden posts, is all. Thanks :) Canada reads Catherinette.

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  31. I never lurk, and I am way too old to stalk. If I am around, I will say hello, and hey, when a post is password protected, that just makes me get even more interested, sort of like opening the top button on your blouse.

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  33. Found your site a few days ago, and let’s just say my work’s suffered ever since… I’m asking for the password, but I’ll let you be the judge as to if I should slack off more at work or get to read all the hidden posts… If I lose my job at least I went down laughing.

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  36. I got nothin’ here.
    May I have the password please? Balto is about 3 zillion miles north of me, the equivalent of Canada or Maine, so we don’t work together.

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  38. I so do not work with you because if I did, I am sure work would be way more entertaining than the current status. Great stuff, I want more. Password please.

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  40. Hi Klassy!
    My co-workers are a sad bunch, I’d love to read about YOUR co-workers. Password please.
    Thanks
    BIG Oh

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  42. I have requested for a password as comment to one of yoru posts before stumbling along to this page. Yes we men are horrible at multi-tasking and the thought of glancing up does not even cross our minds while reading a blog entry. A different perspective might be that your entries are so entertaining it does not leave scope for split attentions.

    Anyways please send across a password for unrestricted access to your posts. I live and work in India and have been to the states only a couple of times for short durations. No chance I work with you :)

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  48. definitely don’t work together….. different country and all
    please send pass word
    thanks

    So the email address you gave me didn’t work. Want to try again? -CS

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  49. I just discovered your blog, and I’m already addicted!

    Seeing as I live in the icy tundra that is Canada, I’m betting we don’t work together… password please?

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  50. I just discovered your blog and spent the last hour of my workday reading the saga of 3D… love it! I also live in the icy tundra of Canada… so I doubt we work together – can I get the password? Thanks!

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  51. I love doing no work at work. It gives me time to catch up on new blogs. Can I pretty please with sugar on top have the password so I can read all of the posts I missed?

    I hate being left out on the action!

    And I don’t work with you, unless you work in the pit of hell.

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  57. Hi! Another new fan, can I please read the protected stuff? pretty please?
    I live in Madrid which makes me quite sure I don’t work with you. :0)

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  59. Hello!
    I am a 20 yo nursing student who needs this blog. (It helps me get through the day). Please send me the password. I live in alabama… you know you feel sorry for me now.

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  60. Hey, I discovered your blog only recently and, well, you have a new fan. Just like that.

    I dare say we share a similar view of the world (though you can’t check that statement’s validity, I write my blog in my native tongue and only a bit over a million people can understand that). We definitely don’t work together, never have and most probably never ever will, as I live in Northern Europe and I don’t intend to move. May I have the password, please? I’ll take good care of it, I promise! :D

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  74. I just found you today through Confessions of a One Date Wonder (who I also just found today) and I am loving both your blog(s)! That would be yours and hers, not trying to say that you have two blogs.

    Um, ok. I’m going to shut up now and ask nicely if i can have the password. Please?

    I promise I do not work with you as my only co-workers are my dog and my husband.

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  77. I just stumbled upon your blog and I think what I’ve read is way too funny, if there is more fun to be had with the password I need that dope!! ;-)

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  80. Thank you thank you thank you, for you have saved me from a day of toothpicks holding up my eyes kind of tiredness and boredom at work. I can haz password?

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  83. Seeing as I’m unemployed, I’m sure I don’t work with you. I’m hoping that reading about job related adventures will make me feel less unemployed.

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  88. So, totally don’t know you, let alone work with you. Just found your blog a few days ago and I am totally dying for the password!!

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  89. Just discovered your blog and am incredibly excited at the thought of even bitchier, even more hilarious posts hiding underneath that password.

    I am not even American and don’t know any Americans except for one Fatty Face-Rapist so I’m pretty sure we’re not going to cross paths any time soon.

    Password please?

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  91. I definitely don’t work with you. Hell, thanks to recently getting fired (unfairly), I don’t work with anyone. I can handle the (password-protected) truth.

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  93. dang, now if I’d have found this 2 weeks ago I could say something clever – like ‘trick or treat’. OK, not so clever – that’s why you write the blog and I read it.

    Password please???

    Check your email there, sailor. -CS

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  95. Just found your blog. LOVE IT! Pretty please, may I have the password?

    Since you’re in love with the blog, I have sent you the password. -CS

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  96. I’d love the password! I’m in VT and it’s boring here…I need something fun to read at work :)

    Fear not! No more boring VT for you. Password has been sent. -CS

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  101. Mamma may I? love reading your (mis)adventures, keeps the boogies at bay in my office. I swear, I don’t work with you…. Not even the same state, though is Maine still part of your countyr? ;)

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  103. I work, but I don’t think you’re in the same state, let alone the warehouse I work in..

    Does that count?

    I don’t think I’ve ever even been in a warehouse… Check your email. -CS

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  107. On this blasee monday I logged onto your blog only to find a password protect, whatever will I read now, whilst I sit at work and stare at the work that I should be doing, meh reading your blog is much more entertaining!!

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  109. Everybody’s voting for one of your password protected posts over at Humor Blogs. I don’t want to be left out. It must be hilarious. So please pass along the password, so I can see what all the hilarity is about.

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  112. I am not even on the same continent….and it is SO super awesome to read in English….Please help my studies with something funny :D

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  115. I live vicariously through you and your stories of yummy men and tasty drinks. Please share the password with me so that my day is not sad without reading your stories. ;)

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  116. I work in a bar/restaurant in the middle of nowhere so we definately dont work together but I enjoy reading your blogs when im ignoring drunken customers (our touch screen register systems have internet access)

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  119. Love the blog. Bridge fan as well for style of v.g. reading.

    Love to have password.

    -and no have never worked with you. BT Dubs…my blog got censored as peeps I worked with narc’d. Ugggh!

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  120. This is a very well written blog I enjoy reading. I can honestly say I don’t work with you.

    I would like the password.

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  121. I, also, do not work with you (seeing as how I am currently not gainfully employed whatsoever).

    Password me, please. (because I am looking forward to the passworded treasures!)

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  122. Me too! I want in on the password protected fun. I promise I don’t work with you.

    I just came across your site the other day and haven’t been able to stop reading. You are totally hilarious and awesome.

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  126. New reader, fellow blogger, new lover of your word and loyal follower… Although I just moved to Cali from B-more I don’t think I know you.

    And I seriously need the password.

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  130. Unless you live in Canada then I cannot possibly work with you…I love your blog, (btw, my mother sooo rides the shortbus too and I tell her so quite often!!) so I’d love a password please and thanks.

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  137. Considering that I live in Germany and don’t have any colleagues except for my boss, I think it’s rather unlikely that I work with you. So will you please send me a password?
    (Your blog is one of the few things that keep me in a good mood when my boss stresses me out!!)

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  139. Password please!!! I got it a few months earlier but haven’t used it of late. Now the mail is either buried under a ton of other stuff or been deleted. Could you resend it please…..

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  144. HI just found your blog and wanted to read about the debauchery in your life but I can’t access the private posts! It’s driving me mad! I live in Albuquerque and that is far far far away from you! please?

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  145. I ‘ve been reading your blog for a while now and normally I just skip the ones with passwords, but i’ve decided that I can’t continue this passive aggresive behavior:) Oh and we don’t work together.

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  147. I just found you by googling ‘somebody kill me please’ I crap you not. I havn’t laughed so hard in years. I would love to have the password so I can read more of your great blog. I havn’t worked in a while since I hurt my back so I know I don’t work with you. Thank you so much.

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  149. I don’t think I work with you … nope, just checked … there is only one hot guy in our office and he is too tall to be lil’ smokey.

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  150. I found your blog off of my friend Carmen’s blog. Love reading your blog and I need to know how the date went last night! I live in Canada so we are good in terms of not working together. Password please? Thanks.

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  151. Alright, so many password protecteds! I’ve been lurking for months and feel so lost as to what’s going on lately…

    I work nowhere near you, I promise!

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  152. Aaarhhhhg…. I can’t stand it any longer, I need to have the password! I promise I don’t work with you (well, I live in Europe, so that would be fairly difficult, right?)…

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  154. geesh, I neither work with you, know you and even up today, never even heard of you, but I really would like to continue to follow your fantastic posts… feel free to send me the juicy password that will knock my socks off reading those ever-so-special posts…
    ;)

    Thanks

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  155. password please…
    I definitely do not work with you considering i have no work at the moment thanks to bushes great legacy.
    thanks ;)

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  158. I would love to have the password, especially since they’ve blocked my access to Facebook, and most blogs as of last week.
    Now what am I supposed to do?
    (Thank God for the Iphone…)
    BTW, been following you for the last year, and no, I don’t work with or near you. Although I do work for an
    “Investments R Us” type place outside of Philly.

    You ROCK!!

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  160. May I please have the password? I have been reading your blog for quite sometime now and LOVE it. Sadly these days, it’s my only source of entertainment…

    … oh, and I am certain that I don’t work with you. :)

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  164. Ok, ok… shit. I really want the password. More than I want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and that’s saying something.

    Oh, trust me. I don’t work with you. If I did, I’d have a much more interesting day at work. You’re effin hilarious!

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  166. Too many of you bloggers use a password.

    I have gotten them from you in the past and i have half-zhimers, not quite all, so please be a nice wench and resend me the password.

    please with wagging blue eyes.

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  168. I came across your blog on one of my friends websites, I love it! I most def don’t work with ya! I’m desperately searching for a job right now…..

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  173. I usually read you from my Google Reader and always assumed the password thing was for folks you actually knew, so I never wheedled for it.

    But now I’m gonna.

    *wheedle, wheedle*

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  174. I don’t need the password yet. i’ve not started reading your blog word by word by word – yet. But I liked the idea of the password-retrieving way. I might use it for my wordpress blog, which is a travel blog and doesn’t always require passwords :-)
    but very interesting idea.
    Now i’m gonna go read your blog.
    Ciao,

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  178. so… i have no clue who you are… but i do love to read about gossip… and rants and raves…so can i “play” too and have the password?? thanks!!

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  182. Ok I’ve been reading your blog for months now and curiosity is getting the better of me. Especially w/regards to bachelor #1! And I work for an insurance company, so I highly doubt we know each other.

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  186. I just found your blog, I live in Puerto Rico so am sure that I am not a co worker, I just started reading your blog, and the curiosity is killing me … so go ahead send me the password, otherwise I may freak out at being left out

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  187. I give in…I need the password, too. Your blog has kept me in procrastination mode for awhile now, and if I don’t get to read the protected posts, I may have to go do some actual work. Please don’t force that on me.

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  192. Hi, I really enjoy reading your blog as a single woman in Boston. I promise I don’t work with you – I’m unemployed! :( Love to get the password so I can read more! Jeanne

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  193. I just found your blog through the post on Single Edition. I’ve been reading your archives all day, and I love your blog!! I’d love to read your password protected posts. I live in the Chi, so I’m about 100% sure we’re not co-workers. :)

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  198. Just started reading your blog a few weeks ago. I’d love to have the password so I can read ALL of the posts. Please and thanks!

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  200. I work alone so unless you are a voice in my head–and you are far too humorous to be one of my boring voices–then I don’t work with you.

    May I have the password? Pretty please?

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  206. I more then love you and have been in a sex shop with you. Trying to think of a reason I don’t have the password. Ha. Please….

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  207. Hi! I don’ t work with you, and don’t even know where you work. I’m new to reading your blog, but have found it highly entertaining so far! Could you send me the password, please? :) Thanks!

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  214. I can stand it nooooooo longer… must. Have. Password. In DC, but definitely don’t work with you (itinerant freelance musicians are much more bus station types than 9-to-5-ers.) Feel free to check the blog and the Alter Ego in the sidebar to verify. See? All good.

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  216. hey :) I’m still studying here in the Philippines so, apparently, I don’t work with you :)

    Please, please, please, lemme have the password? Thanks a bunch.

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  220. Hey, your blog is awesome! Always great for a good laugh. Would love the password to the protected posts. Thanks! :)

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  222. I was sent your blog by an addicted friend, and now I’m addicted! I’m sure I don’t know you as I don’t work out there in the real world.
    Password, Please, Please, Please???

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  223. Password please? I swear I don’t work with you, although that’s probably a sad thing since you sound hilarious.

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  228. I follow you on Twitter and you frequently tantalize me with password-protected posts.

    Can I please have the password? I live in Canada, nowhere near your work.

    Thanks!

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  235. Ooo, oooo, can I please have the password? I’m all the way down here in Galveston Texas and found your blog a couple of weeks ago! I love your blog!!!

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  236. Yo-Hoo…I swear I don’t work with you (unless you’re an electrician or a plumber or a mason) and I would just love to read anything that’s password protected. I’m nosy that that way. (^_^)

    Wonderful blog!

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  246. so, once upon a time I had your password…. and I cherished it – really, I did. and then – I don’t know – something came between us, and I ignored the password, and it left me, and I’m sooooo sad….

    please, please, grace me again with the knowledge of the password. your humble reader in Nashville.

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  255. Recently stumbled upon your blog and love it. I promise I don’t work with you. I am way down south in Texas. So may I please have the password

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  260. Pretty please? I spent the first minute thinking your post today was one of those, “How do you keep a Polack busy?” jokes. I wish I worked with you but I’m just a fellow blogger who wants to read your posts.

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  263. I love your blog. I promise I don’t work with you, but I kinda wish I did because you are hilarious. Can I have the password? Thanks.

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  264. Holy awesome blog…pleeease give me your password! I live in AZ and am reading your blog at work during the holidaze!

    merry, merry – chele

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  265. Damn Chele, above, sent me your blog and I am doing the same as she, so I will need the password too, mainly so we can discuss your blog over drinks.

    -j

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  266. I used to have a password for the Catherinette Chronicles but can’t remember what it was. Can I have a new one? (think of me as that annoying kid you went to grade school with who was always asking the same question over and over again)

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  268. website NSFW..semi-nekkid pics of yummy men! However I don’t have a paying job, so I couldn’t possible work with you…but if your hiring, I could totally work with you…great blog by the way…you make me laugh everyday! Keep up the great work.

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  271. Thought I would just skip those and not worry with it but now it’s killin me! Password please.

    ps. you make it extrememly obvious I’m not working when I’m sitting at my desk laughing out loud.

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  274. Having never been to Baltimore, I’m reasonably certain I don’t work with you. I just found your blog and it’s great – you’re writing about my life, so I don’t have to! Hooray! Anyway, can I pleeeese have the password? Thanks, B

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  276. oopps..just commented on the about you section for the password, then found this

    this is what i get for using google reader for so long and not inspecting people’s blog layouts!! now i’ve installed the google “next” button and have been opened to a whole new world of blog designs and secret passwords!!

    and I promise I don’t work with you, I don’t think anyone I work with is as interesting as you…granted I work with 3 other people all over the age of 40.

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  279. I don’t work with you…I found this through your Top Ten list on Dining@Large. Can I have the password, because I’m guess as good as the things I’ve read are, the really good stuff is password protected.

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  285. Hi again Sooz, I take back what I said. Having looked again, I realise that I had only “stumbled” across the home page and had missed the writings that do remind me of the real Sooz. You do sound as good as I have heard you… F.

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  297. Alright, I’ve tried not to be nosy but now I must ask: Can I please see the private stuff?
    I do know you but I promise not to tell how!

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  300. I don’t even know how I foudn your blog. I was looking for a devilishly handsom picture of John Krasinski to prove my point he is the sexiest office man alive, and I came across this. I’ve been reading your posts and can’t stop laughing. Now I’m dying to read this secret post, and I’m not even sure why?
    Thank you for entertaining me, ha.

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  301. So after six months of reading your blog, numerous comments, recipe suggestions, “Tip”-offs, and mutual chef drooling, you’d think I would have figured this out sooner. Hook a girl up with a password? Thanks doll.

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  309. Can´t remember how I found your blog, but now reading it has become almost daily entertainment. I´d love to read also the posts behind the password ;)
    Oh and I definitely don´t work with you, I live on the other side of the Atlantic.

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  314. You know I don’t work with you. You know how badly I wish I DID work with you. And my hot little hands? Really, really hot right now. And Yeah. I mean in box.

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  315. As I was searching for a distraction from my broken heart and looking up the five stages of grief, somehow I found your website. As I read about your own experience with a break-up, it brought relief to come across another fool for love. Just as someone who left a comment before said … we share a similar view of the world. Though I may be just an even bigger fool for love. I’m looking for the blog where you and Mr. X get back together. Or Mr. X begs you to be with him, but you’ve already moved on (girl-power!. Something to give me hope there will be a tomorrow for me. Or maybe just a good laugh. Password, please?

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  320. I stumbled onto your blog while looking at pictures of the most adorable john krasinski, and its quite amazing! I promise I don’t work with you :D

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  325. Oh and did i mention….i LOVE Bossy and Ree tooooo!!!! You lucky lucky lady to get to meet and greet AND take pics with them. I don’t know you (except in my mind where we have just the best fun ev-ahh) nor do i work with you (cuz if we did i’m sure we’d BOTH be looking for new employment)…why does the workplace frown so on scream out loud laughter??

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  326. First off, we have matching themes!!! Kisses all round!

    Ok, I am dying of password-lack and you don’t want that on your conscience, do you???

    Not a coworker, just a stalker.

    Love you. xx

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  329. I live on the west coast. I for sure don’t know you, nor am I a stalker. (: Now that that’s cleared up… Password please and thank you?

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  332. i just stumbbled on your blog and love it! and i don’t work so you definitely don’t know me :P can i have the password please? :)

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  334. I’ve been reading your blog for almost two years now and crack up with every post. I’m from a po-dunk town in the big state of SD (aka SodaKota) so we don’t work together. I wish we did, though, you say many of the same things I do about family, friends, little terror nieces & nephews, and co-workers. We don’t have any fancy clubs or celebrities here, but we do have some pretty hot boys that could definitely make your JTT posts.

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  340. Im a new singleton after 3 yrs and randomly found your posts on 3D. Sarcastically Geniously hilarious. The fact that you mention bridget jones(my fav singleon in the world)made my day.You’re my kind of lady and now I MUST have the password to bring brightness to my otherwise dry uneventful workday. I live in VA, so I don’t work with you. ;)

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  342. Totally love your blog! Thanks for keeping me occupied all afternoon at my boring ass job. I’m trying to keep the laughter to myself as to not attract any attention. Would love the password!

    Tex

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  346. Promise, we have never met!!! I’m late 30ish and in a Milwaukee suburb. Have been enjoying spending my Labor Day reading your blog!

    Liz

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  347. Hi,

    I’ve been reading you for years and finally have decided to ask for the password. We’ve never met but perhaps I’ve seen you at a bar in Charm city and not even known who you were. LOL.

    Thanks.

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  352. Hello there Catherinette,

    I would like the password to your secrets so I can follow your interesting life including your private thoughts and adventures hidden from all but your most loyal fans of which I am one.

    I do not work with you; I have never met you in person and most likely never will.

    Your loyal fan
    Rob

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  354. Love your blog!

    I’m 100% sure I don’t work with you. My office isn’t remotely interesting…

    May I have the password please?

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  358. Just spent my Saturday night(yeah, dont ask) reading your blog, its awesome! Laughed my abs to 6pack because of the Darth Vader GPS thing as well:D

    I live all the way in Europe in a country you probably never heard of, so definitelly not a colleague and would love to have the password also:)

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  359. Have been reading the blog and thought I’d just avoid the password protected entries…but…your latest post has piqued my curiosity – can I please have the password? I promise I don’t work with you…I don’t even live in the same country as you!

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  361. I’m pretty sure I’ve never worked with you cuz I just graduated from uni on the other side of the world :) can I pretty pretty please with a cherry on top have the password? Super excited to read more funnies :)

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  365. I promise I don’t work with you! Would love to read more. And I really hope this blog turns into a book or something – you are too funny not to be published!

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  367. Sadly, I lost my password and need it again. I promise I’ll tattoo it to my face if I lose it again. And I live in boringsville, va so I don’t work with you.

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  368. I’m dying to know what the hell the Office Adonis did! I promise that I do not work with you. I live in a completely different state.

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  369. Found your site from Widelawns and Narrow Minds and have been very entertained so far. Would love to read the password protected posts. Thanks!

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  375. I’m a little nervous to ask for the password…it will most certainly result in more inappropriate outbursts of laughter while at the office.

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  378. What can I say? I’m a nosy broad (not the most fitting of ‘B’ terms when describing me, but certainly the most PG). Would love to be able to read about the Office Adonis! ;-)

    Great blog, btw ~ just found you today …… ewww, did that sound creepy? I loved your posts about internet dating as I am living that hell right now …

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  380. You sent me your password a couple of months back….and now I have lost it. OOPS! Could you please send me another email with the password? Thanks

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  382. being an unemployed student living halfway across the world, pretty sure we don’t work together.
    so can you unlock the world’s mysteries? pretty please? :)

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  393. I really hope I don’t work with you because so far this blog is like reading my mind. so if i DO work with you… please make an exception for me!

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  394. Hello – I came across your blog through Catherine’s Simply Solo blog (I saw her commenting up top) and wanted to keep on reading. Love the way you write and once I started I couldn’t stop. Would love to have the password.

    I just moved to Brasil , so I def don’t work w you :)

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  397. love your blog, and while I do live in Baltimore I’m pretty darn sure we don’t nor have worked together. My work place is not nearly as entertaining…

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  398. I can guarantee that I do not work with you! :) But I located your blog a few days ago and am determined to go through all of the archives.

    So sorry if this is stalker-esque.

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  401. so you have TOTALLY intrigued me w your nicknames for everyone (i do that) and you post for today. can i be entertained and get the password, please?

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  402. Ran across your blog, flippin’ hilarious! I have used the word peen for years, awesome to find another peen lover, ya know what I mean!

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  405. Wench…I am the extra good looking man-stud who delivers packages to you and stuff at work..so no i don’t work with you…but I’m working with what I got… so give me your password..

    ok just kidding…I can deliver loads…but not to your work unless you live on an island in the Caribbean…so gimme your password…and I’ll give you…um..well um… I wear a size 14 shoe doesn’t that count for anything??? damn you..don’t be chincy…. give love to the “T”

    T.

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  408. Been reading your blog for so long, and would totally love having the password.

    Pretty please with some sugar on top? :)

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  410. Just found you from the Cocktails at Tiffany’s girls site…so far, I like what I see and I’d like to see more. Nooooo, not in the whatever-opposite-of-Mary-way is. I wanna read your funny stuff!!! I KNOW I don’t work with you…cuz I don’t work!! (which means more time to read your blog!)!!! Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

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  412. I did some major email cleaning and … oops! I still don’t work with you, so may I be granted reentry in to the secret domain please?

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  414. i use to have it but misplaced it since i had to never use it and then you throw a curve ball and have a private post. i must read. i love your blogs! so entertaining :) for reals.

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  418. I don’t work with you. I currently don’t work at all. Your blog is a highlight of my days. Always amusing and hits close to home for me. Keep on blogging!

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  420. I live in Richmond, VA, just found your blog through another blog I read…I love it! Totally my sense of humor, you must let me have the password, I can’t wait to read these posts!!!! : )

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  421. I am writing a blog about getting even with the man…aka work. I was looking around at other blogs to get some pointer on how to start and stumbled upon yours. You are hilarious and I love reading your blogs, then I came to the pasword protected ones, I was bummed, then I saw this page, excited again. Also, I don’t work with you.

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  436. And the password is ….?? I don’t work with you; however, if I did I’m sure I’d be great password-protected blogging fodder! (Thanks for the Better Off Dead clip!)

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  437. I totally had the password a while back. Somehow I losted it. Plz can I have it once again. I certainly don’t know you unless you live in the outer burbs of Melbourne Australia…

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  439. Found your blog through Pinterest, I almost died laughing reading your posts. Love the blog, want to read more. I’m pretty sure we don’t work together seeing as no one in my office is witty enough to write like this :)

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  446. Great blog….many things about your youth ring a bell–due to my wife growing up on good ole Malone….we live now in North Carolina..so no chance of running into you…:)….hope to hear more about Malone, etc….we were just up there this summer for her 35th FA reunion….

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  452. Hey Cath! I got your password over a year ago but lost it. I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved. Forgive me? I live in Australia so definitely don’t work with you. Could I get it again pretty please? :)

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  459. I just came across your blog, and it is definitely entertaining. I would love the password to get the full experience :) Seeing as I am a stay at home mom, I definitely don’t work with you lol.

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  461. I definitely don’t work with you, I live in another country. Stumbled upon your blog a few days ago & can’t stop reading & laughing my ass off! Thank you for being so hysterical <3 I need the password plz!

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  462. Pretty please may I have the password? I live in NYC and don’t work in an office, so we are definitely not coworkers! PS Thanks for being awesome.

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  464. if you would be so kind as to share your password with me, i would share something equally secret and covert with you.

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