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Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by angela

angela — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:51:09 +0000

I have a longstanding rule of not spreading details on fb or to anyone without a child or who does not ask these things: 1) my child’s poop habits or potty training issues, 2) specific details of pregnancy or childbirth (yes, I’ve seen fb status’s about mucus plugs! I’ve given birth and I still think that’s disgusting!)

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by maria

maria — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:04:03 +0000

Yah I never got that either and i have kids!! i would rather spend my non child time talking about other things than my kids!! Shoot for the first 5 years of my kids lives I felt like my brain was growing grass for a lack of use!!

Comment on Why Are So Many People Interested in Michael Flatley by maria

maria — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:02:17 +0000

I think its cuz anyone that can dance like that makes you wonder what he can do in bed =) * yes Im a pervert*

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by Vicki

Vicki — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:42:59 +0000

Some of us have no other life you know!

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by smartypants

smartypants — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:58:49 +0000

I have a kid, and not once have I regaled any of my facebook friends with any of the following: the size of and/or frequency of his turds, that he doesn’t grasp the concept that yogurt and oatmeal are NOT finger foods, or that his weiner is often his toy of choice. NOBODY CARES!!!

Del-V–I also hate the Humpday and Mo Day reminders, too! UGH! If I weeded through my ‘friends’ with inane status updates I might end up being ‘friends’ with about three people.

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by Del-V

Del-V — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:04:47 +0000

Cath & Cass – I also hate reading about their kid’s crap on Facebook. Another Facebook pet peeve – people who put TGIF on their status update EVERY FUCKING FRIDAY like I don’t know what fucking day it is. Another pet peeve of mine – people who say fucking twice in one sentence.

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by jon

jon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:28:42 +0000

I’m keeping my attention on more important matters. Like how long it’s been since you had peen near your goods!

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by Cass

Cass — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:05:51 +0000

THANK YOU! I have friends who consistently update their Facebook status about whether or not their baby slept through the night. I know you love them and it’s your first but NO ONE CARES. Especially if they just pooped.

Comment on An Important Question for All Humanity by Michelle

Michelle — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:03:59 +0000

LOL!

Comment on Why Are So Many People Interested in Michael Flatley by Jewcy Bits

Jewcy Bits — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:48:26 +0000

How do you NOT know who Michael Flatley is? How do you not recognize THE Lord of the Dance? How so you not remember him from the homo-erotic commercials for his shows (River Dance anyone?) featuring him dancing about half naked, surrounded by red-headed guys and girls dressed like the Lucky Charms leprechaun?

I bet slutty green crayon and her song-writing friend would have a lot to sing about on this subject.