What the hell is wrong with the French? Why are they so pretentious with their boat shirts, and their baguettes, and their Brie, and their bicycles, and their berets, and their beajolais? And what is it with everything starting with a b??
Even their damn cats are pretentious.
The only good thing to have come out of France recently is…um…I’ll get back to you on this.
Brie, Wine and croissants are the best things to come out of France
And Renoir. And the composer and lyricist of Les Miserables and Miss Saigon.