Are you watching it?? Are you watching “The Voice” on NBC? Because you totally should be. Look, I’m sick of stupid singing competitions. “American Idol” has been dead since the second season. Last time there was a good show was God knows how many years ago when Tommy Lee had that “Rockstar Supernova” show. Amazing.
Let me tell you why it’s awesome: first, the people can sing; second, the judges have witty banter. But most importantly, if you’re bored, you can just imagine yourself in the middle of an Adam Levine/Blake Shelton sandwich.
There is a downfall to watching. You’ll inevitably catch a glance of Ceelo Green’s tiny baby girl hands and get creeped out, but trust me, it’s worth that icky shiver. Blake and Adam will make it all feel better.
Every time I look at Ceelo, I think of a T-rex with those useless little arms coming out of its body. And does Christina have anything to wear that isn’t cut down to her belly button and require some sort of complex system of levers and pulleys to hold those in place?
This is exactly why I watch this.
Adam and Blake….
sighhhhhh sandwich heaven!!!!
I think Ceelo is so scary!!!
P.S. I notimated you for a award on my blog!!
After I saw Ceelo petting that damn cat last night I just about lost my dinner.
Then I remembered how hot Adam and Blake were and I got over it.
Two hotties totally cancels out freaky cat man and Xtina.
Love this show and love Blake and Adam. Ceelo is majorly creepy and I totally agree with Skylers Dad assessment of Christina. She is so bronzed and made up and the hair is a wreck!
Have you seen the almost naked Adam Levine photos? ….Mount’nDew me NOW! He is just too hot to live.
Mount’nDew me now! love it…
Off to Google to look for these!
wow, girl you sound exactly like me. I’m also 34 and single and love the voice. I have been wanting to make a blog myself about my adventures in sigle town too, but I want it to be anonymous, maybe u can help me. Keep up the exciting posts.
I want to see Ceelo do a legit jumping jack just to see how short those lady arms really are….
ADAM LEVINE IS FIT FIT FIT! Loving your blog. I wish we had this show in the UK!