I Will Go Chuck Norris on Your Ass…and I Don’t Mean That in a Sexual Way

30 Dec

God damn it, Disney.  God damn it!

Disney and Claude take every opportunity they can to mock my attendance of graduate school.  They think it’s hilarious that I’m taking classes online, and they don’t care that it’s at a Big 10 school and that I got an A for my first semester.

Disney enjoys making countless jokes about the International Correspondence School and Sally Struthers.  Claude tends to focus on DeVry and University of Phoenix.  He even went so far as to send me a text message that said, “Look!  I’m driving past your school,” and forwarded me a picture of a sign for the University of Phoenix.

Assholes.  Dirty assholes, that’s what they are.

This morning Disney took it to a whole new level, he sent me this video

I am not afraid to hurt him.

6 Responses to “I Will Go Chuck Norris on Your Ass…and I Don’t Mean That in a Sexual Way”

  1. Jan @ Struck by Serendipity December 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm #

    That video is hilarious!

    Congrats on the 4.0 semester!

  2. Jeanne December 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm #

    Wow, that’s harsh.

  3. foxy luv December 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

    Like I said – he’s a hater because he graduated Suma Cum Douche Bag from Lincoln Tech.

    But that clip is way funny. I am going to ask you if your diploma says Yale. Ahahahahahahaha!

  4. Philly December 31, 2009 at 9:23 am #

    Good for you and your A !!! Disney and Claude….such haters, I think they are jealous

  5. Jormengrund December 31, 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    Well, we all can’t be happy students at the school of Home Bathroom economics, now can we?

    I guess that my diploma from UW doesn’t mean much anymore, since most folks don’t care if you’ve gone to college or not!

    Grats on the 4.0. Next time, try for a little extra credit, and get the A+ you know you really deserve, right?

  6. Debralee December 31, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

    Yeah for the A!! I remember those days. I missed my a last semester by .05 points. ugh. Anyway, I GRADUATED from University of Phoenix and loved every minute of it. AND had the full blown ceremony with 500 other graduates. It is a great way to go to school. Disney and Claude….They just suck!

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