Here I am in Edinburgh. It’s lovely, really. Though it would be MUCH better if I had my luggage with me. If it was going to happen to someone, you know it would happen to me – my bags got lost. I’ve been wearing the same clothes since yesterday and I’m in DESPERATE need of a shower and a change of clothes.
My suitcase is currently hanging out at London, Heathrow and British Airways keeps claiming that it’ll be out on the next flight. They’ve been telling me that for the last few hours. This means I have to sit around the flat waiting for the phone to ring with news on the location of my stupid bag.
Maybe I should work on my paper that’s due on Tuesday. Oh, wait, I can’t because my book is in my fucking suitcase!
Oh, and I just got my period. Thank God I packed tampons. Too fucking bad they’re in my suitcase.
UGH!
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OMG! OMG!
You are so amazingly hilarious. And since I’ve been “there” all I can say is belly up to the bar sistah and have another Margarita. Who cares if you offend all the other customers with your pheromones. LOLOLOL!!!
I love you!
That’s the type of fucking luck I have, which is why I always carry tampons in my carry on. All I need is to be stuck without them.
I think you need to go to the pub and drown in beer.
Oh God, that really blows. Sorry to hear.. I hope the rest of the trip will run smoothly
Ciao !!
Look – you don’t mind scuzzing around in the same clothes you were wearing the day before when it’s because you banged some random dude (for profit or fun). Just pretend it is one of those situations. Maybe you won’t notice.
Man that really sucks ass. Can’t you buy some new ones? Like, in-the-meantime-clothes.
Oh no! That’s awful! When I went to Europe in high school, my luggage was left on the tarmac in London while my whole family’s luggage made it on the plane. When my suitcase finally caught up to me in Rome, it was wet from all the rain! I had to wear some of my grandmother’s skirts in the meantime. I’m still a little scarred from the experience.
Grab new undies from the nearest drug store, and hit the local thrift shops for whatever else is needed………. btdt !
Haha! You are really funny. Not that your situation is funny. But the way you handle it and blog about it is great!
I hate vacation period. It’s like, “Ha ha! You think you got the week off but not from meeeee! I never give you the week off, NEVAH!”
Wish I had known earlier you were headed to Scotland! My mom’s family is still there. Enjoy Edinburgh. Take a pic of yourself by the canons on the top of the castle. We can compare them later to ones taken of me when I was 12 or so. lol.
But really, I’m so jealous of you being there. Buy all the wool sweaters you can. You’ll hate me thru December, then love me cause they keep you warm n’at.