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Sometimes I Question Your Marketing

Posted on November 10, 2009 by Catherinette

Dear Google,

Why on God’s green earth is this a “sponsored link” in my gmail?

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Further more, why on earth would anyone want an info kit?  Frankly, I think this is more suiting to Foxy as she’s ready to pop but that baby insists on not being born.

Yours “truly”, Catherinette

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5 Responses

  1. jon, on November 10th, 2009 at 1:09 pm Said:

    That’s what happens when you hit “I’m Feeling Lucky” button on Google’s homepage.

    Reply
  2. Jormengrund, on November 10th, 2009 at 1:29 pm Said:

    Hey.. I’m impressed!

    I got one that linked me here..

    It was:

    “Are your naughty bits a bit dusty? Here’s someone who knows what that’s like!”

    What exactly are they insinuating here??

    Reply
  3. foxy luv, on November 11th, 2009 at 7:03 am Said:

    What the hell kind of DIY marketing firm came up with the C-Section kit? I know there are a lot of people out there who have to health insurance, but that seem a tad exploitive…

    Just like Cath does with her herp, I leave the treating of any and all aspects of my lady bits to the professionals at the free clinic.

    Reply
  4. Alixandra Hice, on November 11th, 2009 at 10:31 am Said:

    Just popped over from The Sauce for a visit and am having the mother of all spastic laughing attacks. How fun are you, Catherinette! OMG, I’m hooked! You are a bona fide riot!

    Reply
  5. Singletude: A Positive Blog for Singles, on November 17th, 2009 at 9:58 pm Said:

    Would you rather the Viagra ads? I have about 75 extras sitting in my spam folder right now and no peen to use them on.

    Reply

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