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Why Are So Many People Interested in Michael Flatley

Posted on November 5, 2009 by Catherinette

I’ve noticed a very disturbing trend over the last few days: people are actually entering “Michael Flatley” as  a search term and winding up here.

Most of us lead busy lives.  Most of us have unique interests, but I can’t imagine what the hell type of person would every want to search the internet for information on Michael Flatley?  Did you lose a bet?  Are you trying to make yourself feel better about yourself because you don’t prance around in leather pants with that stupid headband wrapped around your head?

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Look at me! I’m a Douche Bag!

I just don’t get it.  Someone please explain to me why people want research Michael Flatley.

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10 Responses

  1. Cynthia, on November 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm Said:

    They love his saggy man tits.

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  2. Michelle, on November 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm Said:

    I’m not going to even lie. I don’t have a CLUE who the hell that is. LOL

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  3. jon, on November 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm Said:

    I would not know how to even spell his name without a FireFox Plug-in, however my guess: Power of G-A-Y.

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  4. carissajaded, on November 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm Said:

    haha this makes me think of the Friends episode where Chandler admits to being completely freaked out by Michael Flatley.

    And wowsa. those pants are hot!!

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    • Red, on November 6th, 2009 at 1:05 pm Said:

      It’s the trivia episode!

      Ross: WHat phenomenon does Chandler Bing claim, quote “Scares the bejesus out of him” unauote.

      Monica: Ooh! Ooh! Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.

      Joey: The Irish jig guy?

      Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

  5. David, on November 6th, 2009 at 12:52 am Said:

    I truly have no effing clue. Sure he can do that river dance thing very well but, once you’ve seen that, I don’t think he has any marketable skills.

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  6. Jormengrund, on November 6th, 2009 at 10:38 am Said:

    Michael Flatley can riverdance.

    However, once you’ve seen that one-trick pony, the honeymoon’s over, and there’s really nothing else about the man that is interesting in the least.

    To be completely scary-type honest with you, I’d prefer to watch Jon & Kate before watching Flatley try to dance yet again for folks.

    And I hate the Gosselins with a serious serial-killer passion.

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  7. Aritza, Goddess of .., on November 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm Said:

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  8. Jewcy Bits, on November 6th, 2009 at 1:48 pm Said:

    How do you NOT know who Michael Flatley is? How do you not recognize THE Lord of the Dance? How so you not remember him from the homo-erotic commercials for his shows (River Dance anyone?) featuring him dancing about half naked, surrounded by red-headed guys and girls dressed like the Lucky Charms leprechaun?

    I bet slutty green crayon and her song-writing friend would have a lot to sing about on this subject.

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  9. maria, on November 7th, 2009 at 3:02 am Said:

    I think its cuz anyone that can dance like that makes you wonder what he can do in bed =) * yes Im a pervert*

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