My dreamy hot client is back in town for the week. I’ve been hoping to catch a glimpse of him while he’s here, but all attempts have failed. Right up until this morning when I realized that he was in one of our training rooms less than 100 feet away from my desk.
I walked past the room on my way to meeting in another building this morning, the door was open and there he was – in all his glory (but sadly, clothed). I wrapped up my meeting early and paraded past the room and willed him to look out the window and see me.
FAIL!
Then I convinced Foxy to walk to the mailbox with me. This, of course, was just another ploy to walk past his room 2 more times.
He’s totally playing hard to get. I know that he wants me by the way that he didn’t even look up when I walked past the room 4 times. Man, it’s so obvious that it’s not even funny.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to coming up with 100 more excuses to walk past the room so that he ignores me some more.
Filed under: crush, dreamy, secret boyfriend
You need to drop something right as you are in front of the door. Or trip. Maybe a sneeze attack? Something to bring attention to yourself.
Yeah, but if you drop something, make sure you bend over s-l-o-w-l-y to retrieve it. And you probably shouldn’t be wearing underwear.
Or you could face him and make sure your top is undone and give him a nice, peep show for a full 5-10 minutes.
Two words: Nipple Slip
You’re welcome!
Flash him next time you walk by!
Sweetie,
Just walk up to him, look him straight in the eye with your beastesses sticking prominantly out in front of you and ask him directly; ” Have you ever been motorboating? Would you like to go?”
Turn around, and walk back to your office, but dont forget to give him that “come hither” look over your shoulder as you are walking away.
Let me know how it goes.
I think you should to the papercup-phone thing. Just walk in there, leave him a papercup with the string attached to it, and leave the room and then see if he rings you!
DO the papercup thing. I can’t spell.
I don’t know about you, but if you’re trying to attract his attention with these secret stalkings, then you might as well show him just how mature you’ve become:
Give Foxy a note, have two check marks on it with the YES/NO answers, and write in crayon Do you like me?
Then make sure Foxy delivers it to him for you.
I’m sure that’ll really grab his attention CS.