This Never Gets Old

Things I Did Last Night
It’s comedy, it really is.  Unless you happen to send it to a friend who’s mom died when he was little.  Then, it’s not so funny.  Then it becomes disturbing and might end up in someone having nightmares and the other person crying.

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Live the Life You Love

Baltimore is a nice city.  It’s a small town, not really a city.  Back when I used to date Mr. Big X and he lived in Chicago, I would always be reminded of what a small town Baltimore really was.  Flying over Chicago was impressive – it’s like hearing a full orchestra play.  Flying over [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (08/25/09)

When life hands you lemons fuck lemonade.  No, seriously, fuck it.  I don’t want it, it’ll make my stomach feel worse than it already does.  And fuck the lemons while we’re at it, and maybe even life a little.
As I’m in the midst and moping over 3D (again), I’ve had to look for ways to [...]

What Did You Have in Mind?

“I can do this,” I thought to myself as I was driving over to his house. “It’s nothing. We’ll just do it and then it’ll be over and it means nothing.  I can do this.”  Then I found myself there and my thoughts turned to, “this is going to end badly.”  The talk about feelings [...]

The Stages Of Mourning A Relationship

Sometimes it’s nice to know that we are not alone when we’re dealing with a broken heart.  So, my dear friend (you know who you are), this one’s for you.
[originally posted on August 2, 2008]
It’s 3:00 PM and I’m still in my nightgown. I managed to stop crying about an hour ago, and even talked [...]

Perhaps Whoring isn’t so Whorrible

Maybe we have it all wrong.  Maybe being a hooker really is everything it’s cracked up to be.  I mean sure, you’ve got to handle all sorts of dicks and probably nasty sweaty dudes that smell like cheese, but still.  I’m thinking that there are probably some major advantages to making cash the old fashioned [...]

Sometimes Sex Jokes Are Not Funny

You know all about my affinity for twss jokes.  They’re hilarious and appropriate for any occasion: birthdays, anniversaries, meetings, funerals, etc.  I even enjoy them in front of my mom because they fly right over her head.  Half the time she asks, “Who said that?”  This makes them even funnier.
What’s not so funny is when [...]