Why I’m Going to Kill Claude

In a little over 40 days, it will have been a year since I had my hands on a peen.  [Go ahead and take a moment to weep for me.]
MEANWHILE, Claude has been whoring his way through the streets of DC, Toronto, and just about anywhere else he takes his naked self.  “Meatings” in the [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (07/28/09)

I have lusted after him since he was in “Steel Magnolias”.  I tuned in for every single episode of “The Practice” – even after he got married to that freaking skank on the show.  God, she sucked.  Then the show ended, and I could not longer get my fix of his hot hotness.
You can imagine [...]