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    • I’ll Probably Be Struck By Lightening Any Minute
      I always find it strange that I manage to walk into a church without being struck down by God.  I’m not a religious person, never have been, and I’m used to people making jokes about how if I step on holy ground that I’ll be struck by lightening any minute.  I know that some of [...]
    • Fall from Grace
      You know what’s kind of awesome?  Watching other people bite it.  Yeah, it’s kind of funny.  Admit that sometimes you chuckle to yourself when you see someone trip and then eat the floor when the go face first into the ground.  Come on, we’re all “friends” here, you can tell me. Tonight, after a LONG ass [...]
    • Always Take Table 14
      This morning I nerded out and headed over to The Elephant House cafe in Old Town.  Why, you ask.  Because that’s where J.K. Rowling used to go to pen Harry Potter.  Yeah, that’s right, I’m gay for Harry Potter, so freaking sue me!  You’ll be happy to know there will be no more mention of [...]
    • Keeping it Klassy in Edinburgh
      My klassiness knows no bounds, it’s true.  We have been spending some time in and out of some of Edinburgh’s finest establishments.  On Sunday night we dined at The Witchery.  Let me break it down for you: it’s a fancy ass restaurant that has been featured several times as one of the favorite picks by [...]
    • My Mom’s Shortbus Adventure in Scotland
      Oh, mumsy, you’re so special sometimes.  You really are. The whole reason we ended up in Scotland this year was so that mamacita could attend a conference.  It’s the same one she attended last year when we went to England.  You’d think she’d have the whole routine down, yeah, not so much. Yesterday while we were eating [...]

They Really Do Have Everything at Target

Posted on July 24, 2009 by Catherinette

There are 46 days until that blasted peen counter hits the one year mark.  46 freaking days.  That, my friends, is a sad, sad state of affairs.  In the enter 100+ days since I last had my hands on a man’s junk, there’s only been one kiss.  And that was a horrible kiss with Smoke [...]

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