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When I’m lucky enough to find myself in a situation that involves one being in near proximity to Vageena Davis (which we all know isn’t often enough as that peen counter in the upper right hand corner of this blog will tell you), it brings me great joy. You know, I’ll even engage [...]
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I dream about you
In the night when it is dark
Oh how I miss peen
Oh, peen. I really miss you. I think about you all the time. Like yesterday when I was in the cafeteria and the special was “Foot Longs with Peppers.” I almost went up to the counter to tell them that I wanted [...]
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