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Just the Tip Tuesday (07/14/09)

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Catherinette

I’m dedicating this one to Chef Greenwho threatened to car bomb me if I posted a Harry Potter actor in JTT.  I want you to look at this young (but of age) piece of meat and tell me the kid isn’t hot and has some major potential.

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Freddie Stroma, ladies and gentlemen. He used to be a male model and know what? I’d pay good money to see this kid in a homemade porno. Especially if it was our homemade porno.

Sure he’s old enough to be my kid – assuming I got knocked up when I was 12.  Which is actually impossible because I didn’t even touch a peen until I was 17.  So I guess he couldn’t really be my kid, more like the kid I used to babysit.  I’m a cradle robber.  So sue me.

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5 Responses

  1. Red, on July 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am Said:

    See, that means he’s only seven or eight years younger than I am. That’s hardly cradle robbing at all! I’ve totally dated guys who were that much older than I was. But despite the rockin’ bod, I don’t really do blonds.

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  2. Hookdntx, on July 14th, 2009 at 11:58 am Said:

    A big whopping Veto…. he couldn’t light my fire with a blow tourch and a gallon of gasoline

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  3. Dog Bite, on July 14th, 2009 at 12:20 pm Said:

    Mama like!!

    Who cares if he’s young? Just as long as he’s not jailbait. I don’t want to be reading any stories in the local paper about how you got arrested for toying with some young play thing.

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  4. Aritza, Goddess of .., on July 14th, 2009 at 5:43 pm Said:

    I wouldn’t mind the age difference so much if this was about Taylor Lautner .. I would totally rob HIS cradle. I guess I’m not so much into blondes either.

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  5. chair, on July 16th, 2009 at 6:23 am Said:

    First up: hahahaha! Phunny!
    Second: I feel this is a safe environment to admit to the Thing I have for Harry Potter redhead Rupert Grint. There, I said it. I feel much better already ;)

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