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As you all know, I’m extremely immature and will look for any opportunity to yell “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!” One of the things that I love most about Jewcy Bits is not that she lends me quality movies like “Ass Painters” (for reals, yo)*. No, no, it’s that she too is as immature as I [...]
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Murphy’s Law
If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them.
Catherinette’s Law
If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them AND you will get your period early.
I’ve been wearing these stupid pants for less than 2 hours, and in that time, I’ve managed to dump an ENTIRE cup of coffee in my [...]
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