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    • An Important Reminder this Holiday Season
      This one goes out to those of you that live in any city where the temperature will drop below 70 degrees.  I’d like to take this opportunity that we are nearing a time of year that I like to call “winter.”  In these here parts something crazy starts to happen: it gets cold and we [...]
    • Jealous Much?
      Jealousy is to a relationship as man parts are to my backside. Unnecessary, unacceptable and unwelcome. I am not now, and never have been a jealous person when in a relationship, nor have I ever been interested in back door loving (but that’s another post entirely). Trust is something that’s very important to me, and [...]
    • Let Them Eat Cake!
      And by “them” I mean “me.”  If you follow me on facebook, twitter, or my other blog, it should come as no shock to you that today is in fact my birthday.  Hurray for me!  Please feel free to send cash money and/or gift certificates to me.  That would mean so much to me (and [...]
    • I’ll Probably Be Struck By Lightening Any Minute
      I always find it strange that I manage to walk into a church without being struck down by God.  I’m not a religious person, never have been, and I’m used to people making jokes about how if I step on holy ground that I’ll be struck by lightening any minute.  I know that some of [...]
    • Fall from Grace
      You know what’s kind of awesome?  Watching other people bite it.  Yeah, it’s kind of funny.  Admit that sometimes you chuckle to yourself when you see someone trip and then eat the floor when the go face first into the ground.  Come on, we’re all “friends” here, you can tell me. Tonight, after a LONG ass [...]

By Invitation Only

Posted on July 6, 2009 by Catherinette

Oh my God!!  I’m so freaking excited right now.  Any minute now, I will be sending out invitations to my very own Nintendo Girlfriend’s Guide to Gaming party!!
So it goes like this…
The place is selected and set up like all fancy shmancy (imagine if Nintendo were a girl, it’s just how she would decorate her [...]

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Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat?

Posted on July 6, 2009 by Catherinette

If you ever have to ask that question, 9 times out of 10 whatever it is you’re wearing probably does.  As a grown up, you should have an idea as to what looks good on you, and what doesn’t.  If you’re staring in the mirror and you see a roll of fat staring back at [...]

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