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Calling All Shoppers

Posted on July 2, 2009 by Catherinette

Okay, so let’s take an informal poll here (plop your answers in the comments):

When you ask someone, “How do I look in this?” do you really want them to tell you if what you’re wearing is unflattering and accentuates all your fat rolls?
If you’re asked the above question, do you tell the truth, or are [...]

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