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    • An Important Reminder this Holiday Season
      This one goes out to those of you that live in any city where the temperature will drop below 70 degrees.  I’d like to take this opportunity that we are nearing a time of year that I like to call “winter.”  In these here parts something crazy starts to happen: it gets cold and we [...]
    • Jealous Much?
      Jealousy is to a relationship as man parts are to my backside. Unnecessary, unacceptable and unwelcome. I am not now, and never have been a jealous person when in a relationship, nor have I ever been interested in back door loving (but that’s another post entirely). Trust is something that’s very important to me, and [...]
    • Let Them Eat Cake!
      And by “them” I mean “me.”  If you follow me on facebook, twitter, or my other blog, it should come as no shock to you that today is in fact my birthday.  Hurray for me!  Please feel free to send cash money and/or gift certificates to me.  That would mean so much to me (and [...]
    • I’ll Probably Be Struck By Lightening Any Minute
      I always find it strange that I manage to walk into a church without being struck down by God.  I’m not a religious person, never have been, and I’m used to people making jokes about how if I step on holy ground that I’ll be struck by lightening any minute.  I know that some of [...]
    • Fall from Grace
      You know what’s kind of awesome?  Watching other people bite it.  Yeah, it’s kind of funny.  Admit that sometimes you chuckle to yourself when you see someone trip and then eat the floor when the go face first into the ground.  Come on, we’re all “friends” here, you can tell me. Tonight, after a LONG ass [...]

I Can Feel My IQ Dropping

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Catherinette

Once again my sister has the remote control.  Thankfully, today I’m not being forced to watch “House Hunters”.  Instead, she’s decided that tonight we should watch “NYC Prep”.
It’s like the real version of “Gossip Girl”.  Oh, wait, or the NYC version of “Laguna Beach”.  It’s freaking awful.  I’ve just spent the last 5 minutes watching [...]

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Just the Tip Tuesday (06/30/09)

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Catherinette

I’m a sucker for a funny man.  What woman isn’t?  I’m not confessing that I have a mad crush on Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Foxworthy (or whatever the hell that dude’s name is).  I don’t do well with that whole WT genre.  F that, I totally pass.
I do, however, find myself drawn to [...]

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A Very Disturbing Trend

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Catherinette

In the last three months, there has been a huge increase in people finding this blog by using a search term that disturbs me.  It’s worse than pooping trannies, pooping on someone, golden showers, etc. 
There are people out there that are actually looking for information about “Steve Buscemi”.  Just one post about how he grosses [...]

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When Good Toilets Go Bad

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Catherinette

This morning at 7:15, Damien and Lucy(fer) burst through my bedroom door.  Next year, remind me to take one of the rooms with a door lock when we go on vacation.  I groggily asked them who they hell they thought they were and that’s when Damien excitedly announced that the toilet had just thrown up.

Catherinette: [...]

Filed under: Damien, Lucy(fer), family, gross, travel | 5 Comments »

Oh. My. God.

Posted on June 28, 2009 by Catherinette

Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Please tell me that you watched the latest episode of “Harper’s Island”!!  If you don’t watch the show, I’m going to need to know why.  Explain yourself!!  You have no excuse.  They have all the episodes on CBS, TV.com, and Netflix.  Go, catch up.  If you do [...]

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Protected: Mama Licky…I Mean Likey

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Catherinette

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The Difference Between Catherinette and Claude

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Catherinette

Catherinette goes for a ferry ride.  Claude prefers to ride a fairy.

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Just the Tip Tuesday (06/23/09)

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Catherinette

I know, I know.  I’ve been slacking with my JTT duties lately.  I’m sorry.  Okay??  Get off my back already! (twss)
Before we go any further with today’s posting, I want sent something straight: I am not a scifi geek.  I never watch Star Trek, I’m not gay for The Next Generation (like Foxy is), I [...]

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