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The Catherinette ChroniclesMy rack is on full display today. Kind of. While there is no cleavage showing, my shirt is doing it’s best to accentuate my full bosom. It probably doesn’t help that there are words written on the front of the shirt, which is the excuse people give when I catch them staring. Jack Ass accused me [...]
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Wine Festival started in Maryland a few weeks ago. Throughout the Spring and much of the Summer, there are a variety of festivals sponsored by local vineyards. They’re the perfect excuse to head out to some lovely outdoor location, support the local economy by purchasing wine, and then proceed to get blitzed off your face.
Jewcy [...]
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Guess who has a dirty cold sore (obviously the result of partaking in too many debauched shenanigans in the mens’ room) sprouting on their lip?
No, it’s not Foxy! Though that would have been my first guess too. She’s really cut her hours back at the bus station and is trying to spend more time at [...]
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There is nothing that helps the grieving process like objectifying hot mens. The second I feel my eyes begin to well up, or a lump developing in my throat, I begin searching for pics of some tasty eye candy.
I’d like to thank Gabriel Aubrey for helping me make it through the workday.
That Halle Barry is [...]
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God f’ing damn it. No, really. For the freaking love!!
I managed to drag my ass out of bed this morning and make it into work after a night of about 15 minutes of sleep. Functioning on such little sleep requires that I do as little work as possible (which doesn’t make it very different than [...]
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It just occurred to me that 14 years ago today I graduated from college.
Man, it seems like a lifetime ago.
I clearly remember sitting out on that football field sweating to death and wishing to God that someone had told me to take water with me. And that someone had mentioned that sitting in the blazing [...]
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