Look at me! I’m queer and writing in green because it’s St. Patrick’s Day! And I can’t even use being drunk as an excuse for doing something this irritating and stupid.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, big whoop. Who cares? I know I don’t. I didn’t even bother wearing green today. Granted, it was because I was hoping that Boy NoNo might pinch me when I waltzed into his office for our weekly meeting. Here’s hoping [**fingers crossed**].
I’m not going out drinking tonight, I’m not going to kiss anyone who’s Irish, I’m not eating corned beef and cabbage. The least I can do is offer up some tasty Irish morsel for today’s JTT pick. I do this for you, ladies (and boys who like boys).
Feast your eyes on Colin Farrall.
I remember the first time I saw him. It was way back when he was in “Gattaca.” Claude pointed out how hot he was, and at the time I thought he looked like a 12 year old boy, about 4 years shy of man meat. “Boo,” I thought. And then he blossomed, and then I saw his sex tape (so hot).
If it were made available, I would totally eat his corned beef and cabbage. So hot like fire.
Filed under: just the tip
Are you sure about it being Gattaca? I thought he was still doing Ballykissangel back then. (Hey, I was laid up for a summer, my parents had BBC America and I had a lot of time.) But I do remember him being half naked and sweaty for most of the movie “Tigerland.” Me-ow.
You’re right, I totally lied, I meant Minority Report. How on earth did I confuse those two movies?? -CS
He’s cute but he’s been with so many women he needs his penis laminated.
He just needs it soaked in bleach for 2 hours and he’ll be fine. Plus I’ve seen the sex tape. That man has some serious skills. -CS
Enh. Lots of people in suits, vaguely futuristic, a lead that can’t really act, not that hard to get them confused, really.
As far as I’m concerned they were both lame. -CS
I totally was gonna use him today. I went the Non-Irish way .
Good choice though
#1
It would have been so wrong if we had selected the same one… -CS
Oh my God! Good pick, good pick! Those eyes. That Irishness. His huge pecker! You outdid me.
I have a confession: I STOLE your tradition today and used it on my own, passed over, unimportant nobody’s blog. But the really special thing is that we were posting at the EXACT same time. I think its a sign.
You ARE my pretend straight wife, so deal with it. Hey–maybe I will be nominated for that thievin’ award you’ve spoken of before. A hooker can only dream…
Let’s hold a commitment ceremony and register for gifts. We can totally troll the bars together and share our love of peen. -CS
Mmmm, yummy. Thank you for him because I as well will not be drinking or eating corn beef and cabbage
We have to celebrate the Irish in some way, right? -CS
Corned beef and cabbage – yes, please!
I’ll take seconds. -CS
Whoever told Colin Farrall to wear a condom on that head…….Must have been pulling his Slippery Shillelagh.
Know what? I don’t think he even know what a condom is. -CS
You know, he is hot. But just looking at him makes me want to rush to my dr to get a pap smear. And not in a good way.
Which begs the question: is there every a good way to rush to the doctor for a pap smear? I don’t think so. -CS
I don’t know how I found you, but you crack me up! Will you be my bff?
He’s so incre-fucking-dibly hott that I almost faint when I see him. I actually made a moaning sound just now when I saw the picture, and Boyfriend is sitting in my room with me. Gosh.
I’ve enjoyed feasting my eyes on that boy for years. I even enjoy reading aobut the times when he is acting out bad-boy style.
But missy – what is queer about writing in green? All your mary-esque friends should have alerted you about such statements….unless you meant it old-style for strange/wierd and not gay.
Cheers
Why havent I seen this sex tape?? No, really. Why???
Can you please send me a copy of his sex tape STAT?! Thanks and good day.
His “corn beef” ? LOL. What a visual.
But why is he wearing a shower cap here?