No F’ing Way Friday (02/27/09)

Our Oscar themed JTT and NFW month is finally coming to a close.  I’ve got some winners for you to enjoy next month.  Especially on March, 13th.  Muffy and I spent a whole evening planing out who would be included in some upcoming JTTs and NFWs.  You’re in for a treat.  No, really.
Look, I’m sure [...]

Evil Stepmother…

It’s been a year since Debbie Downer started dating a single father.  He is widowed with 3 children.  When they first started dating we would often hear stories about how she was jealous of his dead wife.  She’s tell us all about how she was tired because she had spent several hours grilling him the [...]

The Many (Whoring) Adventures of Claude

This may come as a giant surprise to you (twss), but many of my friends are not real whores. They merely wish they were whores. There are 2 exceptions to this: Foxy, who you will find at the local bus station ever evening after 7:30; and Claude, who enjoys tending to the honey pots in [...]

Sweet Sacrifice

Today’s the big day: Ash Wednesday!
So, what are you giving up for Lent?

Who is the Target Audience?

You know how in gmail they have those ads up in the top of your box?  (hee hee, I said “box”)
This afternoon as I was avoiding doing work and playing around with email, I saw the strangest ad.  Typically, I don’t even notice that the ads are even there.  Over the years, I’ve just learned [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (02/24/09)

I was 11 years old when I first saw him.  At the time, I was far busier drooling over Sean Astin who played his little brother in “The Goonies”.  Who would have known that 24 years later, Sean Astin would be a short dumpy guy and Josh Brolin would be a tall drink of water. 
Those [...]

Welcome to the Big Time, Bitches!

Over the last few months you’ve noticed that there have been posts linking to my other blog, The Catherinette Chronicles.  Up until now, I haven’t mentioned why there are 2 blogs.  Well, my pretties (and you too, Pistols), that’s about to change right now…
Back in April of last year, I was approached by a lovely [...]

Thomas Dolby Will Cry When He Reads This

Newmie is frenching hilarious.  I swear to the baby Jesus and all the small woodland creatures that she should have her own freaking show.   We’re chatting over text messages and I just started guffawing at the last message she sent me:
Newmie: …Any word from 3D lately?
Me: Thankfully, no.  He’s probably busy working out, talking about [...]