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No F’ing Way Friday (01/09/09)

I don’t get it.  What on God’s emerald green earth do people see in Jeffery Donovan from “Burn Notice”?

jeffrey-donovan

He’s got such an ugly ass face.  Really, he looks like a neanderthal to me.  He’s like a tiny step away from those guys from the Geico commercials.  In fact, I’d venture to say that if this guy wasn’t an actor hardly anyone would find him attractive. 

Sure, he’s got a hot body, but his face!  Ugh, his face!  And the shape of his head is all jacked up.

No.  No, I won’t do it.  I don’t want any of his bits near mine.

15 Responses

  1. He does have kind of a weird face, but I am really into it in a weird kind of way. Plus, I can’t help liking a man who carries a weapon and yet eats so much yogurt.

    He disgusts me. You can totally have him. -CS

  2. Ugh, I’m so with you.

    I hate thin lips. And he has squinty eyes… basically all small features and a giant forehead (or “five-head”, if you will).

    Not my cup of tea. Luckily it takes all sorts to make a world!

    He really does have squinty eyes. I’ve never noticed. Then again I haven’t paid that much attention to his face because he is yucky to me. -CS

  3. kinda like michael phelps…NOT attractive. but his body is for sure.

    Hmm…I think it’s possible that Michael Phelps is even worse. -CS

  4. Katie is right. He is the MIchael Phelps of acting.

    Where is a paper bag when you need it?

    Or a flag. We could throw it over his face and do it for our country. -CS

  5. #1 does not know of this man. Hard to tell what his face is like with the glasses. Must google him

    You’ll only make yourself sick by doing that. -CS

  6. He always has a look on his face like something smells bad….
    But that bod…. I must agree.

    I always thought that smug look was due to the fact that everyone thinks he’s the one in those Geico commercials. -CS

  7. He does need a chin…

    At the very least. -CS

  8. Not drawn in by his NE metro sexual pose along a gritty urban river front brandishing a handgun?

    –CS you have good taste in the men, YOU DON’T LIKE…I like that about you.

    Why thank you so kindly for that! -CS

  9. His face is quite crooked, and he’s got that Mass accent that makes me cringe, but the man sure knows how to wear a suit. He wouldn’t be on my list, but he wouldn’t warrant a ban either. As long as he wasn’t allowed to speak.

    And had major facial reconstructive surgery? -CS

  10. i don’t think he’s so bad! however my standards are incredibly low, i’m sad to say

    No, Babs!! NO! -CS

  11. Never saw him before. Meh.

    You’re not missing anything. -CS

  12. My take on things: With a hot bod and a large peen, there is nothing that a grocery bag, darkness and some alcohol won’t fix.

    But that’s just me.

    You bring up an interesting point. You know what? I think you’re totally right. -CS

  13. I just started watching this show last night and I think he’s pretty adorable, but I think you’re right. If he wasn’t an actor playing a rad character, no one would give a damn about him.

    You can have him. Seriously, take him. -CS

  14. It’s totally the shape of hi head that’s weird… BTW I’m glad I found your blog I love it! I left you an award over at Blah-Zay Stop bu and pick it up!

    Emily
    Blah-Zay
    Mama and Hustler???
    My Mommy Chronicles

    Yay for me! -CS

  15. HA! Someone beat me to mentioning Michael Phelps. Paperbag face.

    He should have gotten a 9th Gold Medal for having the most jacked up face in the 2008 Olympics. -CS

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