This is wrong and gross on so many different levels.
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Eww on so many levels!
Know what’s crazy? There are TONS of sellers that are making these things. TONS!! -CS
I’m with you. CAMO PRINT?!? Guffaw! Think I might be able to get some with flames on it just so I could hang it in my locker? You know. To laugh hysterically at when I need it. Because there’s no way in HELL I’m using one of those bad boys. “Excuse me guys, I know we’re in the middle of a fire/rescue/cardiac arrest here, but I have to go ring out my re-useable maxi-pad.” Nope. No way. Sorry Mother Earth.
Guess what, sister, you’re in luck. It just so happens that they do have some with flames on them. Sure you won’t change your mind? -CS
Is the camo print reds and pinks? I’m afraid to look… If not, the “camo” certainly wouldn’t be hiding anything. Eew!
I guffawed when I read this and Jack Ass asked me what was so funny. I totally had to make something up. -CS
Yeah, that is revolt-o-rama.
What an excellent term. -CS
nobody should love the planet THAT much. so wrong.
It’s not wrong, it’s just gross! -CS
When I clicked on the link, my monitor began weeping.
I should have warned you. -CS
Oh. My. God. I hate you just a little for even asking.
You complete me. -CS