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Posted on January 9, 2009 by Catherinette

Jack Ass is this [ ] close from feeling my fists of fury raining down on him.  Seriously, he needs to shut his fucking mouth immediately if not sooner.  If he bitches ONE MORE time about a meeting he has to attend it is on like Ghenghis freaking Khan.

Shut it!  Shut the fuck up!!

SERENITY NOW!

Filed under: Jack Ass, annoying, thankless job

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5 Responses

  1. Nicole, on January 9th, 2009 at 5:05 pm Said:

    Serenity now, insanity later!

    There’s always a touch of insanity. Always. -CS

    Reply
  2. The Alleged Ringleader, on January 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm Said:

    I could virtually punch him in the face for you.

    Super! I’m going to need you to give him a black eye AND to knock out some teeth. -CS

    Reply
  3. Amadeo, on January 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm Said:

    What Nicole said….

    But…the…serenity…? -CS

    Reply
  4. kristina, on January 14th, 2009 at 12:23 pm Said:

    I say just punch him in the head when no one is looking. What’s he gonna do, complain that a girl hit him?

    He totally would. AND he would cry about it too. -CS

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  5. kristina, on January 14th, 2009 at 6:32 pm Said:

    Wow. What a little, mamby-pamby, sissy-boy. I’d so kick his ass anyway. When no one was looking (no witnesses!).

    Come on over! -CS

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