I Have Reached New Heights of Patheticness

It’s Friday night, I’m single, and I’m laying in bed.  Watching Star Wars.  At least I managed to not binge eat any Ben & Jerry’s.  Oh, and there’s booze involved.  Of course. 
Oh, and did I mention that I have spent the last hour perusing You Tube? 
It just so happens that I found a perfect video [...]

Jack Ass is this [ ] close from feeling my fists of fury raining down on him.  Seriously, he needs to shut his fucking mouth immediately if not sooner.  If he bitches ONE MORE time about a meeting he has to attend it is on like Ghenghis freaking Khan.
Shut it!  Shut the fuck up!!
SERENITY NOW!

I Just Threw Up A Little

This is wrong and gross on so many different levels.
It’s safe for work, just make sure you don’t eat anything before reading this.

No F’ing Way Friday (01/09/09)

I don’t get it.  What on God’s emerald green earth do people see in Jeffery Donovan from “Burn Notice”?

He’s got such an ugly ass face.  Really, he looks like a neanderthal to me.  He’s like a tiny step away from those guys from the Geico commercials.  In fact, I’d venture to say that if this [...]