Meme’s And Tags Are For Suckers, I Guess I Can Suck It

The tagging and meme’s are to blogs as chain letters are to email.  Take that analogy, SAT professor. 
Usually when someone decides that I’m worthy of a tag and/or meme, I pretend like I didn’t notice it or that I’m too busy and important to bother carrying on the tradition.  Recently, however, Acorn King tagged me and the concept [...]

You Like Apples?

Did I happen to mention the best present I got from Santa?  No?  How strange.  Mama got herself a brand spanking new iPhone! 
Damn you and your Mexican jokes.  And I didn’t even have to steal it from the store.  My mom cleaned hotel rooms all year long so she could afford to buy it for [...]

Protected: Being Back At Work is Like a Bitch Slap from “The Man”

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