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Posted on January 3, 2009 by Catherinette

I have the hiccups.

Also, I amd ruunk.  And I am not wearing my glasses.  I hate the hiccups.  Kind of liipe sticking your eye in in a light sockety.  Or maybe not your eye, but your finger.  Am drunk.  With hiccups.  And cannot see.

PS. I have hte hiccups.

Also, I met someone tonight.  And Iit was my diead to do an irsih car bomb. and I am drunk.  Alson, not a hooker.  I didn’t touch anyone in a dirt wy way.  I cnat see anything brecause my glasses are downstairs and I’m too busy hiccuping to go and get them.  I think I need to go to sleep now.

But I have the hiccups.

Stupid bastards.  Am I spelling right?  I don’t know.  Because I am drunk.  And i cnanot see-due to the glasses being downstairs.  Know what’s funny?  Niether do I .  I hate the hiccups.  Mira Sorvino is not an action star.  But I like Jet Li.  He’ scool.  At least I think it’s Jet Li.  Or is it that other guy.  I don’t know.  The booze makes me felle funny.

 

It’s going to hurt.  Just doi it.  That’s what she said.

Is shit in English.

Drunk blogging sis the best..

You compelte me and she ahsd the gun and I cnanot see anything and I have the hiccups and I am sleepy and you need to make me some pancakes..

Hiccups are for suckers.

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26 Responses

  1. Justine, on January 3rd, 2009 at 1:35 am Said:

    If you didn’t touch anyone in a “dirt” way, does that mean you’ve given up on country boys, or just this one time?

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  2. MsDarkstar, on January 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 am Said:

    Cath,
    I hope your hiccups go away and that you do not have too awful of a hangover and that you find your glasses.

    I surmise you had a good (but not “dirt”) time tonight!

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  3. caribbeanlurker, on January 3rd, 2009 at 2:48 am Said:

    best post ever.

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  4. Lazy Bones, on January 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 am Said:

    Hilarious!

    The pancakes bit is awesomeness.

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  5. Wynn, on January 3rd, 2009 at 7:27 am Said:

    I have never done drunk blogging. It must go hand it hand with me not ever making drunk phone calls or sending texts. Me drunk plus technology doesn’t match. Tonight I’m gonna stay in, eat ice cream and read your blog. I haven’t had time to read the older posts. It is time. Maybe I’ll even write my own post.

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  6. Mike, on January 3rd, 2009 at 8:49 am Said:

    Woohoo drunk blogging at its best.

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  7. Liz3.57, on January 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 am Said:

    I love this post!! A -freaking- mazing.

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  8. SouthernBelle, on January 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 am Said:

    Yes, you need to blog drunk more. we can call it “blunking”.

    Also, BOO! … are your hiccups gone? I imagine bubbles coming out with each one like a drunken 1930’s cartoon character.

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  9. Liz3.57, on January 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 am Said:

    I keep reading this and it gets better everytime.

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  10. Desiree, on January 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm Said:

    I’m with Liz. I’ve now read this post 3 times, and I get something different from it each time! BRAVO!!

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  11. Alex, on January 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm Said:

    i think i just peed myself loling.

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  12. pistols at dawn, on January 3rd, 2009 at 3:09 pm Said:

    You really are a poet: booze greatly aids the creative process.

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  13. jendy, on January 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm Said:

    Did you get hit in the head with a slutty shoe like I did?

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  14. jon, on January 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm Said:

    http://opticalillusion.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/effect2.jpg

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  15. conchette, on January 3rd, 2009 at 11:02 pm Said:

    I <3 drunk Catherinette.

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  16. cinnkitty, on January 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm Said:

    I KNEW you were out partying the night before! That’s why you didn’t know the pub didn’t open until 4. ha..ha.ha…

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  17. MisstressM, on January 4th, 2009 at 4:33 pm Said:

    Wait….wait….wait…I missed it. How much do you really hate the hiccups?

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  18. thatgirl, on January 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm Said:

    hahahaha!!! now i want pancakes damnit!!

    Reply
  19. Foss, on January 5th, 2009 at 2:36 am Said:

    It’s gotta be a first! Drunk blogging. A new trend bound to spread world wide. Hilarious. Loved it.

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  20. Andrew, on January 5th, 2009 at 10:35 am Said:

    Goodbye brain cells I must leave you……

    Bad for you that they don’t make a “Google goggles” for wordpress, but great for us :-)

    Reply
  21. mebeingrandom, on January 5th, 2009 at 2:46 pm Said:

    this is the best!!!! after the weekend that i had, i needed to laugh at something!!!

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  22. kristina, on January 5th, 2009 at 2:49 pm Said:

    You forgot to demand we make you a latte to go with your pancakes!

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  23. sista #2, on January 5th, 2009 at 3:06 pm Said:

    Drunk blogging…..you rock

    peace
    #2

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  24. Scott Covert, on January 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm Said:

    Awesome!

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  25. Queen Goob, on January 7th, 2009 at 7:56 pm Said:

    WHAT?!?!? No pictures? Pschaw, amateurs….

    Saw your comment at the Blue Yak; you are FUNNY!

    Reply
  26. KiKi, on January 8th, 2009 at 3:42 am Said:

    One word: HHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!

    Reply

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