BIG NEWS

I have the hiccups.
Also, I amd ruunk.  And I am not wearing my glasses.  I hate the hiccups.  Kind of liipe sticking your eye in in a light sockety.  Or maybe not your eye, but your finger.  Am drunk.  With hiccups.  And cannot see.
PS. I have hte hiccups.
Also, I met someone tonight.  And Iit was [...]