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The Catherinette ChroniclesAnd I don’t mean that in a good way. My conclusion on 2008 is that the year sucked dead puppies. I won’t bore you with the details on why, though if you’re dying to know why, you can read the whole thing here. Let’s not dwell on the crap that was 2008. Instead, why not [...]
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Let me first start off with the following: you’re welcome. Here we are, it’s the final JTT of the year. We’ve had some popular picks, and then the ones when you all stood against me and wanted to stone me for my choices. Well, damn you for that. Still, I aim to please, so we’re [...]
Filed under: just the tip | 23 Comments »
Okay, so it’s really not riveting. And you probably won’t enjoy it that much either. Here it is: I’m really tired. I’m so tired, in fact, that I originally entitled this post “Some Really Rivety News for You to Enjoy.” Last time I checked, rivety wasn’t a word.
This exhaustion might have to do with the fact [...]
Filed under: just a thought | 8 Comments »
Guess who got a brand new toy today?? No, I’m not referring to a dirty toy that one uses on their own or in the presence of a “loved one” (or more like someone they’re about to “love”). Although, I am actually waiting for one of those toys as I am one of the lucky [...]
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This is it, people, the last Friday of 2008! How will you be spending it? Perhaps out with friends boozing it up and making some bad decisions. Or maybe at home with your loved one cuddled up on the sofa watching the latest episdoe of “Ghost Whisperer.” Or maybe eating your feelings because the last [...]
Filed under: no f'ing way | 10 Comments »
My standard response when asked what’s on my Christmas wish list has become, “I want a man.” Everyone just chuckles, and says, “No. Really. What do you want?” The fact is, I don’t really need anything. My house is full of knick knacks, I can’t possibly fit another serving bowl in the pantry, and if [...]
Filed under: dating, kizmeet | 4 Comments »
With only 2 JTT’s left for the year, I feel it’s only right to pick someone that makes the ladies (and those boys that like boys) burn in their naughty places. He’s so hot he makes it burn. As a matter of fact, I think my sex is on fire.
Let’s take a little sneaky peak [...]
Filed under: just the tip | 12 Comments »
I’m sorry! Okay?? I’m sorry that I have a life to lead and wasn’t updating you quickly enough on the breaking news I mentioned last week. I’m sorry. Forgive me. Here’s your stinking story. Let me start off by thanking each and everyone one of you that has HOUNDED me to finish the story. Oh, it’s a good [...]
Filed under: Notebook, boo, dating, douche bag, drama, ranting and raving | 19 Comments »
