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That’s What She Said: Election Day Edition

A little something for you to enjoy on Election Day.

Get out there and vote!!

8 Responses

  1. That’s some good shit. I expect an even better something or other tomorrow night!

    Well, you’re going to be disappiointed. -CS

  2. LMAO!

    You have excellent taste! -CS

  3. Why did I even wake up this morning?

    Because it’s Just the Tip Tuesday! -CS

  4. It was awesome!

    That’s what she said!

    You know what else was awesome? My romantic lunch with Lit’l Smokey. -CS

  5. O. M. G.

    I should sooo know better than to have any water/coffee/juice in my mouth when reading your posts…

    You’d think you’d have learned your lesson by now. -CS

  6. Heh, yeah, well, she won’t be saying very much at all after tonight. Farewell Caribou Barbie, Rickey will miss you.

    Bye bye, Sarah Palin! Not gonna miss you. :) -CS

  7. Genius.

    I thought so too. -CS

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