My Halloween Advice to You

They look like relatively reasonable children, don’t they?
Click here to find out how to keep them from losing their little minds

Hallowiener

What’s up with dressing like a total whore on Halloween? I don’t get it, and probably never will.  Sure, I have to admit that one year I happened to go as a French Maid.  I was in 8th grade.  I wonder to this day what possessed my mother to let me dress up like this [...]

Jealous Much?

Jealousy is to a relationship as man parts are to my backside. Unnecessary, unacceptable and unwelcome. I am not now, and never have been a jealous person when in a relationship, nor have I ever been interested in back door loving (but that’s another post entirely). Trust is something that’s very important to me, and [...]

Lit’l Smokey in the News

One of the many ways in which I procrastinate at work is by checking the headlines on CNN.  It makes it appear as though I’m informed and in the know-instead of a slacker with no aspirations.  This morning I almost spit my coffee all over my computer monitor when I read the following headline.

First of [...]

What Men Are Really Thinking

Oh my God!!  These are totally hilarious.

Can’t go wrong with, “As soon as she learns to swallow without gagging, and take it up the ass without crying…”  And I totally knew all about the blow job contract, but had no idea that tea bagging might come into play.

Just the Tip Tuesday (10/28/08)

It finally happened.  After years of fighting against it, I saw the light and caved.  No, I’m not talking about anal sex.  You’ll see that the peen counter has not been reset.  Instead, I’m talking about today’s JTTT: John Krasinski:

If you look into his eyes, they will tell you 2 things:

He wants to do me.
He [...]

Sometimes I truly amuse myself.  Out of curiousity, I took a look at the postings I had written in October of last year.  I came across this one, and started cracking up.  It just goes to show that I am:

Funny, and
A bitch.

Really, how is it possible that a girl as funny (and bitchy) as I [...]

Eat It, Stupid Cow

In 1995, I was a Senior in college.  On most days you could either find me drunk or hungover.  Good times, good times.  I miss those days.
In March of that year, HBO aired their Young Comedians Special.  You may, or may not have seen it.  If you haven’t, then you have missed out.  Both Dave [...]