I just realized something horrifying: I’m wearing Baltimore Ravens’ colors.  I freaking hate the Ravens.  And I mean a lot.  Blah, blah hometown sports team pride.  F that noise in their purple and black assholes.  Seriously, me no likey.
Yet, when I was offered free corporate passes to last night’s game, I jumped at the chance.  [...]

That Foxy, she’s on a roll today.  Just when I thought she couldn’t be a bigger biz-snatch…
There we are on our way to lunch.  We’re standing outside of the restaurant when she starts up with her little bitchy comments:
I don’t mean to say that your vag is foul (fowl), but it has feathers and a [...]

Protected: Foxy Luv is a Dirty Man Stealing B.

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Lucky Bones

I’m a lucky girl.  I really am.  It occurred to me this afternoon when Notebook-out of the blue-facebooked me.  I haven’t heard from him for a few months, not since he started going out with some stupid ass whore faced skank girl.  Thank goodness that I’m not jealous.
Once I accepted the request, I did what [...]

“Can” I Help You?

This morning Lit’l Smokey took it upon himself to help the environment and do some recycling.  I think he was also looking for handouts and free feels.  He was wandering up and down our aisle asking if anyone had any extra cans.
I immediately burst out laughing.  Because I’m 12.
I told him I had some extra [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (08/26/08)

It’s fitting that Just the Tip falls on a Tuesday.  You see, it was a Tuesday the last time I saw a tip.  It’s like fate-only not.
But I digress.  This isn’t about the last time that I was presented with a peen.  It’s about who’s peen I’d like to be presented with.  This week, I’m [...]

I’ve Been Insprired by CNN

After reading this riveting article on CNN, I have made a major decision.  I’m not mowing my god damned yard one more time.  Not when I can get someone to do it for the low, low price of one Bartles & Jaymes.
Seriously, someone please mow the lawn and I will totally blow you.  Now, if [...]

Let Freedom Ring

You know what I always found to be incredibly lame?  Freedom Fries.  So stupid!!  I can’t believe that, as a country, we got so bent out of shape when the French refused to help us in our “war against terror” that we had to change the name of our stupid freaking fries. 
Really?  I mean, really?  [...]