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Just the Tip Tuesday (07/01/08)

Oh how I love Just the Tip Tuesday’s.  In honor of our upcoming Independence Day this Friday, I thought it would be a good idea to focus on a hot politician.  Sure, Lincoln was tall and probably had a large peice, and JFK was popular with the ladies.  Neither one of those was my type. 

You know who I had a massive crush on way back when I was 18?  None other than Senator and VP to be, Al Gore.

You just can’t go wrong with a young Al Gore.  You can’t!  So, my friends, go out there and celebrate with your cookouts, and your booze, and do your part for the country to imagine some tomfoolery with our ex-Vice President.*

Amadeo, for you I suggest perhaps someone with a bigger bosom.  She may not be a real politician, but she did try to run against Schwarzenegger.  Mary Carey would definitely give you that nip slip you’ve been looking for.  If you click on this link you will see nipple-consider yourself warned.

17 Responses

  1. I just threw up in my mouth. I have to disagree strongly. Yuck!!!!!

  2. Dude, are you drinking again?

    Come on!! Young Al Gore was hot!! Stop pretending he wasn’t and just jump on the bandwagon with me. It’s not like I said I wanted to do it with Cheney. -CS

  3. Ewww, ewwww, ewwwww
    That is all have to say about that !!

    #1

    Fine then, Philly. That just means more for me. -CS

  4. Oh that’s just gross!

    It’s not gross, it’s patriotic. -CS

  5. I once had a crush on Ari Fleisher, the former Press Secretary for W. Yeah, I know. Guess I love ‘em bald.

    Sometimes you just can’t help who you’re drawn to. It just happens. What you can do is keep it to yourself-something I never do. Come on, I even admitted to thinking that Tommy Lee was hot. -CS

  6. I am so disappointed in this revelation of yours. Grody!

    And I’m disappointed in how Un-American you’re being so close to our Independence Day. Do it for your country! -CS

  7. don’t listen to that Angela chic k- she has a crush on Huckabee….

    Oh that Huckabee, we shall not be seeing him on JTT ever. -CS

  8. You know I usually don’t respond to JT Tuesdays, but I just had to this time.

    1st….. ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?! Al Gore?! I mean sure the guy “invented the internet” or something like that, but the only think hot about him was his wife. And I’m sure it was the size of his wallet she was after.

    2nd…. The nip pic has left me happy. Only in the pants though.

    Okay, look, I said a YOUNG Al Gore, not today’s Al Gore. I recognize that he’s old and somewhat bloated. Let’s all take a moment to think way back to when he and Billy Boy were running. He was kind of easy on the eyes. And I’m doing this for America.

    Glad you liked the nips. Knew you’d be a fan. ;) -CS

  9. Catherinette,,,go ck out my blog,,,all in fun my dear

    #1

    You are too funny. :) -CS

  10. It’s just so wrong. So so very wrong.

    If loving a young Al Gore is wrong, I don’t want to be right. -CS

  11. Al doesn’t do much for me, but I’ve always though Bill (Slick Willy) Clinton is a dish.

    That’s perfect! You can have him and I’ll totally take Al. Then we can compare notes and see who’s better. -CS

  12. EWWWWW.. obviously this deadly infection has affected your brain.. geez lady.. go back to the doctor!!! :P

    But…he was cute! -CS

  13. Mother of God girl….Al Gorey????

    Puke…Vomit….Ralph….

    Are you sure you are back to 100%?

    I’m a little afraid of your choice today.

    peace
    #2

    Sometimes we make bad choices, I guess. I’ve made plenty of them, but I totally stand by today’s patriotic pick. -CS

  14. Are you kidding me??

    It’s like Ken Doll, minus the brains, with a robotic pencil up his rear.

    and…I hope your deaf, because, that voice!

    I wasn’t planning on having him give me a speach-if you know what I mean. And I think you do. -CS

  15. Bah. He may be a fellow Tennessean but so NOT hot. Plus he’s an idiot. Dude couldn’t even win his own home-state when he ran for president.

    He was hot. He WAS. He is not anymore, but he WAS. -CS

  16. I’m with you. I had such a crush on him the first time he ran for veep! And a vestige of that crush has lingered.

    Rumor from kids I know who went to NCS and Sidwell Frinds is that Al, Jr. is HOTT! Though neither of them are Catholic…

    Finally! Someone with some sense! -CS

  17. No, no, no. This is wrong in so many ways.

    I just came by, via the beer drinking ladies blog, and I love this idea, but I’m gonna check back next week and see who you posted because I just can’t handle this one described as ‘hot’.

    I do however strongly believe in second chances, and thirds if nec. :)

    This is the first JTT posting that has had such a negative reaction. Usually, people are more on board with the choices. I promise to pick a more popular one next week. :) -CS

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