Oh Dear God

I’m gonna do it, I’m going to be a bitch.  Look, someone has to do it, and that person is clearly me.  You all know that you want to be as free as I am and tell the truth (when you’re not too busy hypothetically lying to your significant other about how many people you’ve [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (07/29/08)

Okay, so it’s Wednesday.  Shoot me for having a life and being stuck in meetings all day.  I’m sorry.  Are you happy now?  I’m freaking sorry.
This week I’m combining a Just the Tip Tuesday with a shout out.  It’s going out to Lola who just happens to be in San Diego.  And you know what [...]

Klass Act

Last night, Foxy, her hub cap (Cheeto Boy), 3D and I attended a little dinner party at Amber’s house.  There was fantastic food, wine a plenty, and klassy dialogue.  Behold a prime example of how Foxy and I klass up the joint:
We were discussing a security guard that used to work with us.  Her secret [...]

Liar, Liar, Whorepants On Fire

Without further ado, I present the results of the “hypothetical” poll!
Question: Your significant other has told you that he’s slept with a certain number of people and then asks you how many people you’ve been with.  How do you respond?

31%  Avoid the question entirely and distract him by ripping your top off and telling him [...]

Poll Dancer

Let’s play a little game, shall we?  Let me present a purely hypothetical situation to you and see how you guys might answer the question.  We’ll take, say, 24 hours for this little game.  Then, tomorrow, I’ll tell you all about how I would respond if this purely hypothetical situation was an actual reality.
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A Conversation Between You & Me

You: What’s up, Cath?
Me: Not too much.  Just getting back from lunch with Foxy and MHKP.
You: Oh yeah?  How was that?
Me: Awesome, I ate a pork sandwich and the waiter kept listening into our conversation?
You:  Why would he do that?
Me: I don’t know.  Maybe it’s because Foxy kept yelling about hookers the whole time?
You: How is that [...]

Just the Tip Tuesday (07/22/08)

Last night, against my will, I found myself watching the ESPY’s.  I guess this is what happens when you date someone that enjoys watching ESPN (which coincidentally stands for “Enough Sports.  Please.  No.”).  As I was peppering 3D with questions on who all the athletes were, I realized that I had made a mistake in [...]

Thighs & Lows

Oh God, the horror.  THE HORROR!!  White, dimpled thighs sticking out of the bottom of a swimsuit which is straining to conceal what’s inside.  The sun bounces of the pastier-than-white thighs to blind everyone within a 2 mile radius.  Corneas are burned-it’s like staring straight into the sun.  People will actually go blind.  If they’re [...]