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    • An Important Reminder this Holiday Season
      This one goes out to those of you that live in any city where the temperature will drop below 70 degrees.  I’d like to take this opportunity that we are nearing a time of year that I like to call “winter.”  In these here parts something crazy starts to happen: it gets cold and we [...]
    • Jealous Much?
      Jealousy is to a relationship as man parts are to my backside. Unnecessary, unacceptable and unwelcome. I am not now, and never have been a jealous person when in a relationship, nor have I ever been interested in back door loving (but that’s another post entirely). Trust is something that’s very important to me, and [...]
    • Let Them Eat Cake!
      And by “them” I mean “me.”  If you follow me on facebook, twitter, or my other blog, it should come as no shock to you that today is in fact my birthday.  Hurray for me!  Please feel free to send cash money and/or gift certificates to me.  That would mean so much to me (and [...]
    • I’ll Probably Be Struck By Lightening Any Minute
      I always find it strange that I manage to walk into a church without being struck down by God.  I’m not a religious person, never have been, and I’m used to people making jokes about how if I step on holy ground that I’ll be struck by lightening any minute.  I know that some of [...]
    • Fall from Grace
      You know what’s kind of awesome?  Watching other people bite it.  Yeah, it’s kind of funny.  Admit that sometimes you chuckle to yourself when you see someone trip and then eat the floor when the go face first into the ground.  Come on, we’re all “friends” here, you can tell me. Tonight, after a LONG ass [...]

Festive Fun Times

Posted on June 25, 2008 by Catherinette

Okay, people, we’re in day 5 of vacation and I have a thrilling announcement to make.  Ready for this one?  I think you should probably sit down for this one.  Go ahead, put your drink down and have a seat.
Okay.  Ready?
Tomorrow morning, 3D is flying up here and joining us for a few days.  He [...]

Filed under: 3D, awesome, dating, kick ass | 20 Comments »

Just the Tip Tuesday (06/24/08)

Posted on June 24, 2008 by Catherinette

I’m on borrowed time, people.  I only have about 5 minutes worth of oxygen left in this SUV before I pass out.  Still, I didn’t want you to miss a Just the Tip Tuesday (that’s how dedicated I am to you).
People, Rodrigo Santoro is hot.
 

Mama likey.  You may recognize him from “Charlie’s Angels”, “Love Actually”, [...]

Filed under: just the tip | 12 Comments »

Why-fi?

Posted on June 23, 2008 by Catherinette

Why, Cape Cod?  Why?  How freaking hard is it to find a hot spot with wifi around here.  The people that we rented the house from lied and said there was wifi.  After 6 hours of trying to connect to the internet, and having a slight panic attack, I left the house.  I’m not parked [...]

Filed under: annoying, boo, travel | 13 Comments »

Medicate This

Posted on June 20, 2008 by Catherinette

Today’s the day.  I’ve been waiting almost 4 months for this day to come and I’m ready to freaking go.  It’s vacation day!!  I barely slept last night, managed to pack in about 15 minutes and am totally ready to roll out the door.
I’m packed, the house is clean, the bed is made, and I can’t [...]

Filed under: annoying, boo, family, rage, ranting and raving, rat bastards, travel | 16 Comments »

Someone Needs A Drink, And It Isn’t Me

Posted on June 19, 2008 by Catherinette

I was 24 when I moved out of my mother’s house.  It was my first time living on my own, and I’ve been doing it ever since.  At first I was afraid that I’d be lonely and I’d miss being around other people.  That’s never been the case.  Instead I found an incredible sense of [...]

Filed under: family, ranting and raving | 24 Comments »

My Dream Come True

Posted on June 18, 2008 by Catherinette

I think I’ve died and gone to heaven.  3D is outside mowing my lawn with his shirt off.  Ugh, his body is so hot.  Watching him mow is like a free show.  Actually, I might have to invite my crazy neighbor and charge her to watch it.
We’re totally going to do it when he’s through.
Humor [...]

Filed under: 3D, awesome, crush, dating | 18 Comments »

Just The Tip Tuesday (06/17/08)

Posted on June 17, 2008 by Catherinette

He is now and has always been my number one.  I don’t care that he was caught with a hooker, or that he threw beans at some reporters.  I would do him in a heartbeat.  This seems to be one that a lot of people don’t agree with-and most guys I know don’t understand why [...]

Filed under: just the tip | 24 Comments »

My Klassy Monday

Posted on June 16, 2008 by Catherinette

It’s 5:00 on a Monday afternoon, I’m sick at home and I’m watching Cathouse on HBO on Demand.  Yeah, that’s right, I’m watching adult program in the middle of the freaking day.  I’m klassy, we know this.
It’s amazing what they’ve packed into 30 minutes.  I learned about how old guys often take viagra and then [...]

Filed under: just a thought | 11 Comments »

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